The transfer thread idea needed to go. It was a nice idea at the time - lets dump all the small moves/rumours in one place, but the fact is it's now the default goto for anyone wanting to talk about any possible player coming or going anywhere, so it's inevitable that it will get taken completely and boringly off-topic. Hell, the Podolski/RvP leaving/RvP staying talk that preceded the Man Utd talk was equally useless. It's not that it's not a worthy topic, it's just that it's a big enough topic that it should really get its own thread, not be space filler on something that was just intended as a side-thread in the first place.
I've been away from this place for a week or so, and as soon as I came back, I knew the transfer thread wasn't worth bothering with, because it would 95% unrelated blather and 5% actual transfer talk. Lo and behold, it was exactly that.