just had to call the police to my neighbour

fatiain · 1 Feb 2006 at 11:41

malc30 said:
If you own a Baseball bat then do yourselves a favour buy a Glove and a ball and keep them together.
This is legitamate use of these items and will not bring the law down on you even if you have them in your car. As long as the 3 items are together.

Not true.

Dr_Evil said:
You think that's not right? What would you do if you were in his shoes then?

Where did I say it's not right? I would do exactly the same thing. Come shouting the odds in front of me and mine. Suffer the consequences.

gord · 1 Feb 2006 at 11:50

Borris said:
Pfft - just wait until we start on their spelling and grammar.

Or, we could just stand in front of then and :roll-eyes:

Im up for that. Death by Grammer and Roll Eyes... its happened before...

Borris · 1 Feb 2006 at 11:52

gord said:
. . .

You have five minutes to edit the post, then you must leave with your hands up.

manveruppd · 1 Feb 2006 at 11:56

MoNkeE said:
Hitman: Codename QWERTY

You sir! Proceed immediately to the caption competition thread! Do not pass any other forum! Do not collect 200 posts!

Treefrog · 1 Feb 2006 at 11:58

That should strike fear into the heart of the Evil One!

Two rounders bats are better than one IMO.

Borris · 1 Feb 2006 at 11:59

gord said:
...Grammer...

You were warned.

/mocks.

fatiain · 1 Feb 2006 at 11:59

Treefrog said:
That should strike fear into the heart of the Evil One!

Where's the vomiting-mega-rollseyeses-of-doom?

Nana · 1 Feb 2006 at 11:59

MoNkeE said:
If we're recommending weapons, just carry a spare keyboard around with you - that's bound to strike fear into any man!

-RaZ

unamusingly enough when I worked in one of the Edinburgh computer superstores.. (purple) - a jolly irate scotsman smashed the manager round the face with one of the original microsoft natural keyboards, for not being given a refund.
Those were heavy keyboards, we all laughed, but the guy did need hospital treatment.. a true keyboard warrior.

Treefrog · 1 Feb 2006 at 12:00

fatiain said:
Where's the vomiting-mega-rollseyeses-of-doom?

Sorry mate, I don't have that one

fatiain · 1 Feb 2006 at 12:02

Treefrog said:
Sorry mate, I don't have that one

For that,

Baker · 1 Feb 2006 at 12:03

gord said:
Death by Grammer and Roll Eyes

*mocks also* :rolleyes:

VIRII · 1 Feb 2006 at 12:11

If you carry a weapon of any description you'd best have the conviction, confidence and ability to use it. If not then it might get used on you and you might end up in a worse state than you would have done.
May I recommend "Mavis Beacon teaches typing" ?

gord · 1 Feb 2006 at 12:16

Borris wins, immeadiate poste. Hmm, 4rums seem to be gettin betta, it wood yousually take at least a few posts befor sumone wood realise. Hat off.

MoNkeE · 1 Feb 2006 at 12:19

Borris said:
You were warned.

/mocks.

Borris said:
Or, we could just stand in front of then and :roll-eyes:

/mocks

-RaZ

fatiain · 1 Feb 2006 at 12:24

VIRII said:
May I recommend "Mavis Beacon teaches typing" ?

More tea out my poor nose.

MoNkeE · 1 Feb 2006 at 12:27

fatiain said:
More tea out my poor nose.

Don't wanna turn this in to a medical thread, but you should probably have that seen to...

-RaZ

Borris · 1 Feb 2006 at 13:34

MoNkeE said:
/mocks

-RaZ

/slaps

The hypenation is to prevent smilification - an intentional mistake, no less.

Baker · 1 Feb 2006 at 13:38

Borris said:
/slaps

The hypenation is to prevent smilification - an intentional mistake, no less.

Hyphenation*

Fusion · 1 Feb 2006 at 13:41

Should have pulverised his skull with a sledge hammer, picked the bits up, and boiled them in a pot for tea-time stew. Then sever the rest of him, and use the pieces to stoke your fire.

Borris · 1 Feb 2006 at 14:33

Baker said:
Hyphenation*

Curses - hoisted by my own petard.