Discussion in 'GD Archive' started by Tony Williams, Mar 12, 2017.
just get her bucked and then dumped outside the town...walk home ye dirtbox...yeoooooo
2 letters away from having "KFC" as your number plate
I want to rate this thread a million stars.
I want to give this thread stars but can't... it is that awesome.
the kindle one has blown my mind
We need to put a collection of his best threads together
KFC bird is a gold digger? wtf... thats a shallow mine..!
I think you are misunderstanding.
I'd take her up on the soy sauce offer if i were you.
Beverage and monitor collision
Holy ******* Batman, am I having that!
e: I once knew a guy that reckoned he could buy fence seeds, plant em he said, wait overnight and you will have a 6 foot wooden fence, including fully weather proofed.
A few of us gave each other that look, you know, the 1000 yard stare until i turned to him and said get ******! But i could tell with the look on his face and his eyes that to him atleast, he was telling the truth.
I have never seen the guy since, he had a few more tales like that one.
I get a feeling Tony could beat that, if he hasn't already.
That was Tony.
If there was ever a 'like' button, this post would be my first!
It could well be
My post is worthless, like Tony's posts!
(I like that sentence because you can choose your own meaning)
I'm laughing so hard at this.
Now the Mrs wants me to explain what im laughing at - im not sure where to start.
Should have pumped her in the van. Taking her to your gaff was a serious error.
bang her in the van while eating a zinger at the sametime and then leave the stinking KFC box and bone for her..............................
Watch 'Fatal Attraction' for some tips
This is brilliant
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