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KFC bird won't leave me alone please help

Discussion in 'GD Archive' started by Tony Williams, Mar 12, 2017.

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  1. Gibbs

    Wise Guy

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    just get her bucked and then dumped outside the town...walk home ye dirtbox...yeoooooo
     
  2. Steeps

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    2 letters away from having "KFC" as your number plate :(
     
  3. Edrof

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    I want to rate this thread a million stars.
     
  4. Blackvault

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    I want to give this thread stars but can't... it is that awesome. :D
     
  5. TwsT

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    the kindle one has blown my mind
     
  6. stuie

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    We need to put a collection of his best threads together
     
  7. gjrc

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    KFC bird is a gold digger? wtf... thats a shallow mine..!
     
  8. Acme

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    I think you are misunderstanding. :p
     
  9. Jeps

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    I'd take her up on the soy sauce offer if i were you.
     
  10. TangoEchoAlpha

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    Beverage and monitor collision :D
     
  11. Arazi

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    Holy ******* Batman, am I having that!


    e: I once knew a guy that reckoned he could buy fence seeds, plant em he said, wait overnight and you will have a 6 foot wooden fence, including fully weather proofed.

    A few of us gave each other that look, you know, the 1000 yard stare until i turned to him and said get ******! But i could tell with the look on his face and his eyes that to him atleast, he was telling the truth.

    I have never seen the guy since, he had a few more tales like that one.

    I get a feeling Tony could beat that, if he hasn't already.
     
    Last edited: Mar 29, 2017
  12. Acme

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    That was Tony.
     
  13. Swifty55

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    If there was ever a 'like' button, this post would be my first!
     
  14. Arazi

    Mobster

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    It could well be :)
     
  15. Acme

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    My post is worthless, like Tony's posts! :p

    (I like that sentence because you can choose your own meaning)
     
  16. merlin

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    I'm laughing so hard at this.

    Now the Mrs wants me to explain what im laughing at - im not sure where to start.
     
  17. Rannoch

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    Should have pumped her in the van. Taking her to your gaff was a serious error.
     
  18. wildman

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    this TBH

    bang her in the van while eating a zinger at the sametime and then leave the stinking KFC box and bone for her..............................
     
  19. Rannoch

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    Watch 'Fatal Attraction' for some tips :D
     
  20. TechMinerUK

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    This is brilliant :D
     
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