I'm laughing so hard at this.
Now the Mrs wants me to explain what im laughing at - im not sure where to start.
get her to read this thread, will save you explaining!
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I'm laughing so hard at this.
Now the Mrs wants me to explain what im laughing at - im not sure where to start.
she deffo wants the D or as my phone calls it (the Duke)!
2 letters away from having "KFC" as your number plate![]()
Only one letter away. It is xxxx xxx for his plate and he has xxxx KFx
If only!
Should have pumped her in the van. Taking her to your gaff was a serious error.
I know I wish I would if now but she wasn't up for a smash in Asda car park. She's just angry with the fact I wouldn't commit after 3 dates. I'm not that sort of guy I said. She just keeps calling me and shouting "what you doing". I don't wanna hear her drone on about the baby and commitment.
I just wanted to tap it and run but failed.
The real question is did she have a bucket?
Bucked, spoken like a true Belfast personjust get her bucked and then dumped outside the town...walk home ye dirtbox...yeoooooo
Please tell me that you used the gravy for lube?
I'm trying so hard not to signature this gold. Dying
5* Tony. Good job
Bucked, spoken like a true Belfast person
Up her hole with a big jam roll