KFC bird won't leave me alone please help

Gibbs · 29 Mar 2017 at 14:52

just get her bucked and then dumped outside the town...walk home ye dirtbox...yeoooooo

Steeps · 29 Mar 2017 at 14:55

2 letters away from having "KFC" as your number plate

Edrof · 29 Mar 2017 at 15:06

Tony Williams said:
"a bit of beef stew."

"She said it had to be KFC so I thought go on then! She wanted Chicken."

"the Full Tony Williams Experience"

I want to rate this thread a million stars.

Blackvault · 29 Mar 2017 at 15:33

I want to give this thread stars but can't... it is that awesome.

TwsT · 29 Mar 2017 at 15:50

the kindle one has blown my mind

stuie · 29 Mar 2017 at 16:17

We need to put a collection of his best threads together

gjrc · 29 Mar 2017 at 16:25

KFC bird is a gold digger? wtf... thats a shallow mine..!

Akagi · 29 Mar 2017 at 16:32

jonessa said:
Didn't think you could buy fish from KFC?

I think you are misunderstanding.

Jeps · 29 Mar 2017 at 16:37

I'd take her up on the soy sauce offer if i were you.

TangoEchoAlpha · 29 Mar 2017 at 16:37

HamZilla said:
Tony Williams aka Finger Licking Connoisseur presents the Mingest Munch.

Beverage and monitor collision

Arazi · 29 Mar 2017 at 16:41

Tony Williams said:
She deffo wants the D or as my phone calls it (the Duke)

Holy ******* Batman, am I having that!

e: I once knew a guy that reckoned he could buy fence seeds, plant em he said, wait overnight and you will have a 6 foot wooden fence, including fully weather proofed.

A few of us gave each other that look, you know, the 1000 yard stare until i turned to him and said get ******! But i could tell with the look on his face and his eyes that to him atleast, he was telling the truth.

I have never seen the guy since, he had a few more tales like that one.

I get a feeling Tony could beat that, if he hasn't already.

Akagi · 29 Mar 2017 at 17:15

That was Tony.

Swifty55 · 29 Mar 2017 at 18:04

Acme said:
That was Tony.

If there was ever a 'like' button, this post would be my first!

Arazi · 29 Mar 2017 at 18:08

Acme said:
That was Tony.

It could well be

Akagi · 29 Mar 2017 at 18:30

Swifty55 said:
If there was ever a 'like' button, this post would be my first!

My post is worthless, like Tony's posts!

(I like that sentence because you can choose your own meaning)

merlin · 29 Mar 2017 at 18:55

I'm laughing so hard at this.

Now the Mrs wants me to explain what im laughing at - im not sure where to start.

Rannoch · 29 Mar 2017 at 19:14

Should have pumped her in the van. Taking her to your gaff was a serious error.

wildman · 29 Mar 2017 at 19:46

Vargas said:
Should have pumped her in the van. Taking her to your gaff was a serious error.

this TBH

bang her in the van while eating a zinger at the sametime and then leave the stinking KFC box and bone for her..............................

Rannoch · 29 Mar 2017 at 20:07

Watch 'Fatal Attraction' for some tips

TechMinerUK · 29 Mar 2017 at 21:04

This is brilliant