KFC bird won't leave me alone please help

ED209 · 29 Mar 2017 at 21:09

merlin said:
I'm laughing so hard at this.

Now the Mrs wants me to explain what im laughing at - im not sure where to start.

get her to read this thread, will save you explaining!

darkgen · 29 Mar 2017 at 21:20

Absolute brilliance; like Peter Beardsley on a waltzer brilliance. Cereal bra.

Unicorn · 29 Mar 2017 at 22:19

Tony Williams said:
she deffo wants the D or as my phone calls it (the Duke)!

I'm trying so hard not to signature this gold. Dying
5* Tony. Good job

Kol · 29 Mar 2017 at 22:47

Steeps said:
2 letters away from having "KFC" as your number plate

Only one letter away. It is xxxx xxx for his plate and he has xxxx KFx

If only!

Steeps · 29 Mar 2017 at 23:04

Kol said:
Only one letter away. It is xxxx xxx for his plate and he has xxxx KFx

If only!

It's an A rather than a C, 2 letters

Tony Williams · 29 Mar 2017 at 23:09

Vargas said:
Should have pumped her in the van. Taking her to your gaff was a serious error.

I know I wish I would if now but she wasn't up for a smash in Asda car park. She's just angry with the fact I wouldn't commit after 3 dates. I'm not that sort of guy I said. She just keeps calling me and shouting "what you doing". I don't wanna hear her drone on about the baby and commitment.

I just wanted to tap it and run but failed.

fullspizz · 30 Mar 2017 at 00:31

You have failed as a Jedi apprentice.
They would have just brain frozen the poor sod and moved on.

fullspizz · 30 Mar 2017 at 00:32

FWIW, funniest thing I have read all week

wildman · 30 Mar 2017 at 00:46

Tony Williams said:
I know I wish I would if now but she wasn't up for a smash in Asda car park. She's just angry with the fact I wouldn't commit after 3 dates. I'm not that sort of guy I said. She just keeps calling me and shouting "what you doing". I don't wanna hear her drone on about the baby and commitment.

I just wanted to tap it and run but failed.

The problem you have now is that if you tell her to sling her hook she is clearly going to take a massive great dump through your letter box because she knows where you live. Best bet is to go out in a blaze of glory and send her a video of you smashing her mums pasty

sanaxe1 · 30 Mar 2017 at 21:08

The real question is did she have a bucket?

stuie · 31 Mar 2017 at 15:45

Hows this going and did you get the soy sauce?

PermaChanged · 31 Mar 2017 at 15:58

sanaxe1 said:
The real question is did she have a bucket?

Almost definitely after receiving the duke.

subbytna · 31 Mar 2017 at 16:19

Gibbs said:
just get her bucked and then dumped outside the town...walk home ye dirtbox...yeoooooo

Bucked, spoken like a true Belfast person

Up her hole with a big jam roll

subbytna · 31 Mar 2017 at 16:22

riddler said:
Please tell me that you used the gravy for lube?

There goes the coffee over my monitor...via my nose hahahahahahaha

Dammit that burnt my nose but funny as anything

Arazi · 31 Mar 2017 at 16:30

Unicorn said:
I'm trying so hard not to signature this gold. Dying
5* Tony. Good job

It's is mine, ive had it 3 days, keep off

Tone1979 · 31 Mar 2017 at 18:07

I read the first page, skipped to the 9th page and then read the whole lot from start to finish.

Pure gold!

Blackvault · 31 Mar 2017 at 18:59

subbytna said:
Bucked, spoken like a true Belfast person

Up her hole with a big jam roll

Get home, get her washed, get her bucked.

Fellow Norn Iron lads will understand lol

Housey · 31 Mar 2017 at 19:24

Never bang a bin diver.

Even if you (may possibly) be a bin diver.

Thread has legs mind.

balky12 · 2 Apr 2017 at 20:57

Think I just saw ops girl on Facebook...

removed.

tracertong · 2 Apr 2017 at 21:36

And from this day on he will be known as KFC Tony.