Limericks

Lysander · 5 Jul 2007 at 12:23

Who was gagging for a bit of a poke

Bloodknut · 5 Jul 2007 at 12:26

So she rang her friends en masse

MonkieMann · 5 Jul 2007 at 12:38

who all had a poke at the lasse

Zogger · 5 Jul 2007 at 12:41

to find out she was really a bloke

think the middle ones were a bit long in that one..

There was an old bag from nantucket

MonkieMann · 5 Jul 2007 at 12:42

who liked to wee in a bucket

Bloodknut · 5 Jul 2007 at 12:43

It slopped over the side

Father Ted · 5 Jul 2007 at 12:56

when there was a high tide

nealw · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:03

So much so she decided to chug it

There was a young lady named Faye

Lysander · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:04

who was really in need of a lay

[why are they all about sex all of a sudden?!]

MonkieMann · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:13

so she laid on her bed

edit: btw i have no idea why they are all sexual ...

Putty · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:18

and phoned her friend Ted

Father Ted · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:21

Unfortunately for her he was gay.

Last night on the telly I saw...

MonkieMann · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:21

a man doing his jigsaw

J1234 · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:21

Dammit...

MonkieMann · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:23

Justin said:
Who had a very bad pain..

sorry someone beat me to it, therefore we continue from ...

Last night on the telly I saw
a man doing his jigsaw ...

MookJong · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:30

He was on the last piece

Lysander · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:31

MookJong said:
He was on the last piece

When in came his young niece

[oh God, I'm at it again..]

J1234 · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:33

Lysander said:
When in came his young niece

[oh God, I'm at it again..]

and afterwards she was very sore..

MonkieMann · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:36

Justin said:
and afterwards she was very sore..

I'll start then ... lol

Justin shoulda started ...

JudgeC · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:42

MonkieMann said:
I'll start then ... lol

Justin shoulda started ...

But he paniced and farted ...

(Bit short for the opening lines maybe, don't think it will scan properly)