Limericks

Father Ted · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:00

The smell was obscene.

alexthecheese · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:27

And ruined his wet dream

Dj_Jestar · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:32

but it reminded him of his dearly departed.

There once was a young girl from Surrey..

JudgeC · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:37

Who went to the toilet in a hurry...

Frosti · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:42

She didn't make it in time..

MookJong · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:45

What came out was like slime

(sorry

)

Haircut · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:45

Because yesterday she had eaten a curry.

There was a old man from Dundee

Putty · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:48

Who was stung on the neck by a bee

Le_Petit_Lapin · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:49

He fell to the ground

alexthecheese · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:49

But didnt make a sound

MookJong · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:50

As he was washed away by the sea

There was a young martian from Mars

alexthecheese · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:55

Who had a penchant for cars

Zogger · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:57

when given the keys

Haircut · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:00

He drove with great ease

Frosti · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:00

but then died from SARS

MookJong · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:01

Until he crashed into a cluster of stars

beaten to it....somone else start

Le_Petit_Lapin · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:11

There was a young dog from Tibet

Haircut · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:13

Who hated going to the vet

Le_Petit_Lapin · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:15

Haircut said:
Who hated going to the vet

He had ringworm

Dj_Jestar · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:22

Which gave him the itch and a burn