Limericks

JudgeC · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:30

Now hes got Preparation-H, he's all set.

There was a a young Dung Beatle called Neville...

MookJong · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:46

Who practiced by rolling a pebble

Nitefly · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:49

He ran out of breath

Neoni · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:51

And Popped a Left!

MookJong · 5 Jul 2007 at 16:41

Neoni said:
And Popped a Left!

eh?

Zogger · 5 Jul 2007 at 17:18

So instead he joined the cast of star wars as an injured rebel

but really, it's meant to be 3 stresses in lines 1 2 and 5 and 2 stresses in 3 and 4

There was a grand fellow named Duncan

WillyNelson · 5 Jul 2007 at 18:03

Who was often abusive when drunken

G-MAN2004 · 5 Jul 2007 at 19:00

He phoned up his mum... (5* star thread guys

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J1234 · 5 Jul 2007 at 19:01

And said "fancy a bum?!"

Haircut · 5 Jul 2007 at 19:04

She said "OK, since it's so shrunken"

There once was a man with no hair

Zogger · 5 Jul 2007 at 20:51

Haircut said:
There once was a man with no hair

whose shine was admired by cher

Le_Petit_Lapin · 5 Jul 2007 at 20:53

Zogger said:
whose shine was admired by cher

She licked his shiny head,

collisster · 5 Jul 2007 at 21:08

took him off to her bed

Le_Petit_Lapin · 5 Jul 2007 at 21:17

....and suggested he wear the costume of a bear.

collisster · 5 Jul 2007 at 21:35

there once was a young man from kent

Haircut · 5 Jul 2007 at 21:46

Who went camping in a rather large tent

Vonhelmet · 5 Jul 2007 at 21:53

When the moon came out

millsy888 · 5 Jul 2007 at 21:57

He gave out a shout

great thread

Zogger · 5 Jul 2007 at 22:05

"The zip's all caught up with my gent!"

A charming young lady named stella

nealw · 5 Jul 2007 at 22:12

who was in the market for an umbrella