Mental comment when spotting a 'fit' girl/bloke

Otacon · 10 May 2006 at 18:39

iCraig said:
"If you're looking for a place to sit love, you can sit on my face."

Pff.

Fair maiden, there will always lay a seat for you.. so long as I have a face.

Royality · 10 May 2006 at 19:07

I spose I think a kind of 'oi oi, potential hotty' but mostly I get a good look before I start thinking.

Speaking of women I saw the biggests (and strangest) breasts in town today - they were like melons mixed with savaloy but yet retained incredible pertness.

Kaed · 10 May 2006 at 19:10

There's a man somewhere who is already tired of her ****

gib786 · 10 May 2006 at 19:13

dayyyuummmm, thats what i say, except its not really a mental comment

NathanE · 10 May 2006 at 19:17

Otacon said:
"GIGGDY GIGGDY GIGGDY GOO!"

Fantom · 10 May 2006 at 19:17

usually say "DIBS" to nearest mate but usually think "WOW"

Xinn · 10 May 2006 at 19:28

Head says "******* hell

" but mouth says "yes please"

locutus12 · 10 May 2006 at 19:32

erm, usually my head says, "my life isnt fair" or "your going to hell"

Roberta · 10 May 2006 at 19:33

L337 LooX said:
usually say "DIBS" to nearest mate

Is that you Randy?

/Earl

Rich_L · 10 May 2006 at 19:34

From t'other thread, my initial thoughts would be "I would like to have sex with her"

zain · 10 May 2006 at 19:35

gib786 said:
dayyyuummmm, thats what i say, except its not really a mental comment

Do you say it in a different voice to how you normall say it? I do, but in my head and I only ever whisper it other wise lol

PardonTheWait · 10 May 2006 at 19:35

'I love half term'

Seb · 10 May 2006 at 19:35

my thoughts contain too many swearies for this forum :mad:

robmiller · 10 May 2006 at 19:35

Creature said:
Me? The Thirteenth Duke of Wybourne? Here, between the legs of a beautiful woman, with my reputation?

Well, it does seem to be winking at me, chocks away chaps.

Me? The Thirteenth Duke of Wybourne? Here, at a French maids' finishing school, with my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

WillyNelson · 10 May 2006 at 19:39

Normally just a mention appreciation of the female form but sometimes "like a laser through lard" comes into mind.

Caught that one off a mate at work who uses it to describe how he'd "go through" particular women.

WillyNelson · 10 May 2006 at 19:39

Oops, double post.

Bes · 10 May 2006 at 20:06

Mohinder said:
'I love half term'

gord · 10 May 2006 at 20:08

Bes said:
<joey> How you doin'? </joey>

Not out loud tho!!

Same as me, i do actually think, how you doin'???... sometimes outloud, often ends in conversation if you get it perfectly timed which im even happier to oblige

Monster · 10 May 2006 at 20:21

AthlonTom said:
"Shotgun!"

Thats what I call out nearly out loud as used to being with mates hehe

Also use the stealth moose term. Awesome.

monkeypants · 10 May 2006 at 20:57

Hahaha, Monday my mate was in Geography still drunk from his staff party the night before and some woman walks past the door. "I'd do 'er" is what he says out loud, in a geography class of about 20. Now that's how to deal with the nice laydees.