missus found me looking at pron

dean_ham · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:15

haha your name is spot on stinka ahahah

i say tell her its natural and its just an aid to quick release

killer_uk · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:17

Haha, Ocuk never fails. Comedy gold. Obviously not for you though :/

stinka · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:19

killer_uk said:
Haha, Ocuk never fails. Comedy gold. Obviously not for you though :/

indeed... in retrospect i should have ignored my after work urges and just loaded up bf 2142

Rich · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:21

stinka said:
basicaly i got in from work and she came in and found me looking at pron

shes goin off her head saying i dont love her etc.

this isnt helped by the fact she checked my emails and i had one from an internet dating site about me wanting a new password etc.

i only replied to an email from dating company as they had a security breach and needed everyone to reset there passwords

i do love her, we've been together for a year, but shes insecure at best and obviously this situation hasnt helped

any positive advice greatly appreciated

de stink

Knock one out imho. Must be a lot of built up tension if she caught you mid-stroke :confused:

killer_uk · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:23

Maybe he finished up?

SB118 · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:23

stinka said:
i am a member mate but just for research purposes to remind me of how ugly most of the single femail population are

"Dead man walking. Dead man on the mile"

Azza · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:24

Only on OcUK forums.

Slinwagh · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:24

So what is the big deal here:

1. Cracking one off?

2. Looking at porn?

3. Being a member of a dating site?

4. 1, 2

5. 1 and 3?

6. 2 and 3?

7. 1, 2 and 3

Dreadi · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:24

Should have told her to quit her bitching and take over as your arm was tired

Rich · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:25

So I think we have established that "she came in and found me looking at pron" actually translates to "she found me teasing one out".

ONE FAIL TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

basmic · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:26

Slinwagh said:
So what is the big deal here:

1. Cracking one off?

2. Looking at porn?

3. Being a member of a dating site?

4. 1, 2

5. 1 and 3?

6. 2 and 3?

7. 1, 2 and 3

I'm going to say cracking one off over a female's porn picture, on a dating site - and to top it off, the woman probably lives down the road. :eek:

Slinwagh · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:27

Basmic has a point, was it straight porn??

vincent1989 · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:28

Rich said:
ONE FAIL TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

well said

ste_bla · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:28

It wont help this time however she'll start check your history now so what you do is do normal surfing in IE and porn surfing in FF and hide the link!

stinka · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:28

Rich said:
So I think we have established that "she came in and found me looking at pron" actually translates to "she found me teasing one out".

ONE FAIL TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

*raises hands and says "you got me"*

vincent1989 · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:29

Slinwagh said:
Basmic has a point, was it straight porn??

if it were gay porn it would be alright, as she would see he has no interest in women...oh wait, that doesnt work at all

vincent1989 · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:29

ste_bla said:
It wont help this time however she'll start check your history now so what you do is do normal surfing in IE and porn surfing in FF and hide the link!

the man speaks from experience

Rich · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:30

stinka said:
*raises spare hand and says "you got me"*

fixt

Azza · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:31

Just wait till she checks your history and finds that your most viewed pages are these ones.

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17714466&page=117

Margaret · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:32

Another epic thread on the OcUK forums.