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lol
grrr so much for some good advice eh
still ocuk prolly not best place to ask for advice on this problem
missus found me looking at pron
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lol
grrr so much for some good advice eh
still ocuk prolly not best place to ask for advice on this problem
fap fap fap
Soldato
Stinka,
You're a noob. Seriously, how did you get so badly busted?
Don't worry it will all work out but please understand that looking a porn for a male is as natural as a woman wanting to buy too many shoes...
You're a noob. Seriously, how did you get so badly busted?
Don't worry it will all work out but please understand that looking a porn for a male is as natural as a woman wanting to buy too many shoes...
ok
If my wife ever cracks the passwords to my PC I'm completely screwed
Oh and may I be the first to say... TTIUWOP
You want pics of his hand to gland combat?
Dirt.
@op pumping the single barreled yogurt rifle over some porn is one thing....going on dating sites is another.
Not cool.
Associate
LOL nice one for getting busted and then posting it for us all to rip it.
Classic thread.
If you missis gives you more grief about it give her a punch in the ovaries
Classic thread.
If you missis gives you more grief about it give her a punch in the ovaries
well my pcs in the lounge and the front door looks straight at my pc and was unlocked
i know, im just trying to explain that to her
shes got two sisters and no brothers and imo if a girl grows up without a brother she has a problem understanding basic male instincts....... hang on that sounds a bit sick
FAIL.
Damn, beaten to it (no pun intended). I was waiting ages for that combo to pop up (also no pun intended).
Soldato
Would you rather your girlfriend caught you, or your mum?
Decisions decisions
In all seriousness though, can't you just explain there's nothing wrong with a bit of 'hand relief' from time to time? Don't try and rationalise it by saying if you're walking down the street you look at other women and that's fine, as she probably won't like that
If all else fails you could tell her it was gay porn and give her the sack.*
*I don't mean tagbag, you dirty OcUKers
Decisions decisions
In all seriousness though, can't you just explain there's nothing wrong with a bit of 'hand relief' from time to time? Don't try and rationalise it by saying if you're walking down the street you look at other women and that's fine, as she probably won't like that
If all else fails you could tell her it was gay porn and give her the sack.*
*I don't mean tagbag, you dirty OcUKers
Ah, you have not yet mastered the art of stealth porn browsing. You have much to learn young Padawan.
Firstly, you must hover the mouse pointer over the Close button in the top right hand corner at all times so you can quickly exit and avoid being caught in a situation such as this.
Firstly, you must hover the mouse pointer over the Close button in the top right hand corner at all times so you can quickly exit and avoid being caught in a situation such as this.
Don't try and rationalise it by saying if you're walking down the street you look at other women and that's fine, as she probably won't like that
lol that was my first arguement
Soldato
One of the most disturbing porn viewing experience I had was whilst 'finishing up' watching a particularly noisy scene of Maria Osawa, realising that I had infact only turned ONE of my speaker monitors off, I was using headphones and didn't realise, cue about 5 minutes of setting there with this expression: Going oh pants, oh pants, oh pants
Going oh pants, oh pants, oh pants Linux with multiple workspaces... at the click of a button the whole workspace spins round to show a completely different set of running applications... and no nasty spyware installed from dodgy sites either