Soldato
One sleep left.. aaaand? 
My neighbours are mafia!
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Well that's it. They return tonight and I made my last visit last night.
However, I nearly forgot and I was in the bath at around 10:30 when I remembered. So after drying off, I put my bath robe, gym socks and trainners on (sexy eh) and popped round.
On entering the room where the boiler switch was, there was a big picture of the mafia family looking at me :/
Anyway:
Heating - Check
Fish - Check
Lobster - Check
I couldn't wait to get out tbh. So I locked the door, and ran back home. However, my bathrobe flew open when I was coming out (excuse the pun) and I exposed myself to some passing cars! lol
Anyway, job done and I await the verdict!! I know the Mrs is going to tell them abut the time she told me that Lobby was dead! In fact, she reminds me every day of how I nearly died myself!!
However, I nearly forgot and I was in the bath at around 10:30 when I remembered. So after drying off, I put my bath robe, gym socks and trainners on (sexy eh) and popped round.
On entering the room where the boiler switch was, there was a big picture of the mafia family looking at me :/
Anyway:
Heating - Check
Fish - Check
Lobster - Check
I couldn't wait to get out tbh. So I locked the door, and ran back home. However, my bathrobe flew open when I was coming out (excuse the pun) and I exposed myself to some passing cars! lol
Anyway, job done and I await the verdict!! I know the Mrs is going to tell them abut the time she told me that Lobby was dead! In fact, she reminds me every day of how I nearly died myself!!
Soldato
You just know that she'll get in there before you get a chance to run into your neighbour, and he'll play the gag along, tell you that he got home and his beloved 'Claws' was dead, and how you'll be sleeping wit da fishies yadda yadda yadda..
At least, that's what I'd do if I were him..
At least, that's what I'd do if I were him..
Soldato
Well, now you've passed the first test and you can start moving up the ladder of favours. You'll be dragging bodies into quarries in no time at all.
Associate
you should put the lobster in some sort of tank and take it to your house then play the same joke your wife played on you on your mafia neighbour . sorry fella i killed you lobster no hard feeling no. and if makes u feel better tasted damn good .
Soldato
Perhaps it was all in induction test - he WANTED you to rub out the lobster. You fail.
Soldato
Did he say "Take care of my lobster" or "look after my lobster" there is a small difference. One involves a pan of boiling hot water the other involves what you've been doing over the past few weeks!
Associate
Please could someone post a pic of Tony Soprano in his bathrobe collecting the paper (start of season 1, 2, 3, 4,... etc). I had a look but couldn't find one, and it would be appropriate here
Associate
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Well done it seems you passed the test. Now they know that you can look after it I bet they ask you every time they go on holiday and visit st tropez or even Sicily!!!!
The real test is can he speak Sicilian?
The real test is can he speak Sicilian?
.. you think they might be camping up there? Like Father Ted did?
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