My neighbours are mafia!

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If that's the look of love, I'd hate to meet your wife :p :D

you have so what are you implying lol :D
 
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Amazing story!! but saying that, I have a friend who live in posh area, he always wondered why there are 24hr guard and motor bike in a state where they are ready to go, it, and one day he turns on the tv and is a programme about his neigbour- one the most influence gangster in the country!
 
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I got home last night and my wife looked very serious.

"I think you'd better sit down Paul"

"the Lobster is dead!!!"

"What No No no No Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

I was almost in tears and I went mad.. Then her and the kids started laughing.

"You are joking right", I said. "Please tell me your are joking"!

She was laughing so much that she couldn't get the words out to tell me that she was.

I was aking if she was joking for about an hour afterwards. She said she had never seen me panic like that before.

Not funny!!

A few days left!!!
 
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Two more sleeps to go ... :/

I have to turn their heating back on tomorrow night.. I can't remember what they asked me to do.. I was so frightened when I went round my brain shut off and allthough I could hear words, nothing was going in!!!

My wife's been going round since new year.. she's worried I might break something in the house!
 
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