My neighbours are mafia!

coolpunkskater · 28 Dec 2007 at 21:01

Gilly said:
How have you not thought of it already in this thread?

My post at the top of this page, for example.

being too drink

slows the brain down

Youstolemyname · 30 Dec 2007 at 13:41

Was out last night mooching around and found a garage door open. Went in and found myself a lovely lobster so cooked it with some steak, garlic mushrooms and a jacket spud. Rather nice if I do say so myself..

Combat squirrel · 30 Dec 2007 at 14:32

This is just -too- funny its clearly a test of some sort

, I bet the lobster has one of those exploding chips in its brain like on MI:3 and he will kill the lobster via remote just before returning home, and then will assess how you handle the situation

I suggest you spend 2 weeks hunting down a ni-on identical lobster -just- incase

coolpunkskater · 30 Dec 2007 at 17:27

Admiral Huddy said:
I'm in fist time tonight #gulp#

lol.. Will keep you posted and I'll take a picture but won't be able to post until after boxing day

any pics ? u not dead yet are you?

Marky · 30 Dec 2007 at 17:32

thelonecrouton said:
Definitely eat the lobster.

lol yus

eeeaaat it

Realist · 30 Dec 2007 at 17:41

Its the kitchen Im afraid M8 or its........

After you

Realist · 30 Dec 2007 at 17:43

Or it could end up like............

LOL

coolpunkskater · 30 Dec 2007 at 17:47

http://www.youtube.com/v/kOX5lSrEFh4&rel=1

o so funny

Stinky · 30 Dec 2007 at 18:02

is it dead?

MikeHunt79 · 30 Dec 2007 at 18:49

So whats the latest... Hows the mobster lobster?

Admiral Huddy · 2 Jan 2008 at 10:58

MikeHunt79 said:
So whats the latest... Hows the mobster lobster?

Back after christmas break and all is well with the mobster's Lobster.

I went to take a picture of it the other day and my Mr's said I'd better not in case it was sensitive to the flash. Since my balls where on the block, she had a good point.

.. and why does the thing look at me as if were in love with me?

The Dread Pirate · 2 Jan 2008 at 11:08

Good to see your still breathing Admiral how long until the Don returns?

Admiral Huddy · 2 Jan 2008 at 11:33

another week

Biohazard · 2 Jan 2008 at 11:38

Hide on a boat?

.Kencs · 2 Jan 2008 at 11:40

there is still time...

Get started mate...Just tell him you was going to prepare a nice dinner for your family on new years days but you had so much to drink, that u mistaked the lobster and ate it...here is some help

http://www.theheartofnewengland.com/food/how-to-cook-lobster.html

MarcLister · 2 Jan 2008 at 13:25

Admiral Huddy said:
I went to take a picture of it the other day and my Mr's said I'd better not in case it was sensitive to the flash. Since my balls where on the block, she had a good point.

That'd be so funny if you thought you'd put your camera into no flash mode, then took the pic only to discover the flash going off.

Admiral Huddy said:
.. and why does the thing look at me as if were in love with me?

The mobster broke into your house and stole a piece of clothing that you'd worn and fed it to his lobster so its now attracted to your scent.

The Dread Pirate · 2 Jan 2008 at 13:26

Admiral Huddy said:
... and why does the thing look at me as if were in love with me?

Because it's life is in your hands and you be doing a good job mabey?

Zirax · 2 Jan 2008 at 13:33

Admiral Huddy said:
.. and why does the thing look at me as if were in love with me?

If that's the look of love, I'd hate to meet your wife

CaDLoN · 2 Jan 2008 at 14:04

Admiral Huddy said:
.. and why does the thing look at me as if were in love with me?

It's making the most of it's last few days

or it's just hungry

Tasocahtfu · 2 Jan 2008 at 14:19

Just remembered from another thread that you're a fellow Chelmsford man Huddy! What area do you live in, always wondered if we have mafia sorts round this way