My neighbours are mafia!

Grandmaster Fap! · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:13

Looking after his lobster one day, looking after his international arms shipment the next

lookitsjonno · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:14

does it mean you have the keys to his house? have a bit of a gander around and see what you can find whilst your feeding the lobster one night*

* pics required

Admiral Huddy · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:14

I'll take a picture of him when I'm in next week.

I never knew that lobsters were blue. I guess I will be should he perish!

The Dread Pirate · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:15

I'll be thinking of your plight as I relax over Christmas Good Luck Admiral!

kai · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:16

Castor said:
Looking after his lobster one day, looking after his international arms shipment the next

whats that between freinds :cool:

Emlyn_Dewar · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:16

They only go red when you cook them from what I've seen, poor lobsters!

Nitefly · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:17

Admiral Huddy said:
I never knew that lobsters were blue. I guess I will be should he perish!

IIRC that means you are in possesion of a rediculously rare lobster!

All lobsters are generally red for camouflage.

Edit - Beg your pardon, I was thinking of smaller crustaceans.

sauce said:
Blue lobsters occur once in every 3-4 million lobsters.

http://www.gma.org/lobsters/allaboutlobsters/parts.html

Not an argument proof sauce, but hey!

Tomsk · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:17

Admiral Huddy said:
I'll take a picture of him when I'm in next week.

I never knew that lobsters were blue. I guess I will be should he perish!

Maybe it's cold. Put it in some hot water.

Avalon · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:20

Hmm this is going to end well! You may need this. Lobster Don Carlos seemed quite apt.

Emlyn_Dewar · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:20

How big is it? I wanted to buy a lobster a few months back but it was just a baby. Can't really imagine having a reasonable sized lobster living in the tank though...
What will you be feeding it?

Father Ted · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:20

Ha Ha! Nice one! This thread made me smile. Have some xmas stars.

kai · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:22

sometime silly will happen its got to, you slip with camera it goes straight thru tank or something hahaha i can see it now a flapping lobster in a soaking wet living room.

it look like this?

Pookie Bear · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:24

I wonder if they make some kind of attachment so you can still type when all your fingers have been bent backwards until they touch your forearm.

Just in case, of course.

Malt_Vinegar · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:24

http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/show_article.php?article_id=484

MarcLister · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:25

Emlyn_Dewar said:
What will you be feeding it?

He himself might get fed to it.

The Dread Pirate · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:25

"Up to 'err nek in salty water iss antenni flip-flapping all over err! Ex-ecu-ted like a tru continental!"

Admiral Huddy · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:26

Not quite as blue and as big as the picture above. It's blue underneath and on it's claws..

Joking aside, I'm bricking it

hamesy · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:27

This is going to be funny. You have to keep us updated.

kai · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:28

when you accidently kill him. do the following

hide the evidence in small pieces Mafia style - Youll get accepted then. its a test

GreenMint · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:28

Sell your house and move while he's gone, and leave the lobster cooked ready for his return