My neighbours are mafia!

Vita · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:38

I would laugh if he gave you one of his Harleys :\

Lydzor · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:42

It's like those villains with their cats, yet this scary guy has a lobster to stroke instead.

Freeman · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:42

You've already tried to make a joke with this guy by pretending you want to eat his lobster while he's away? Your a dead man if you carry on he way you are.

Proper dead I tell ya.

Gimpymoo · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:42

I hear sleeping with the fishes is relaxing?

Grandmaster Fap! · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:43

colinuk · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:46

Lets hope he doesnt read this forum

Admiral Huddy · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:47

Castor said:

haha

Tool up - ROFL!

I don't think even Spie would trust me with his lobster, car maybe

fonzee · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:48

haha awesome

slambo69 · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:54

People hold too much against the mafia these days, they should be embraced and in return would rid our country of scum!

Good luck with the lobster and post some pics, I'm intruiged!

Things change I've changed · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:56

theres noway on this planet I'd want to be looking after that lobster, especially being that rare, you should at least get a similar sized normal coloured lobster and a blue marker pen for backup just in case.

melbourne720 · 20 Dec 2007 at 17:08

Ha ha, so you have to look after a Mobster's Lobster!

I'm sure he's messing with, remember in the Sopranos with his neighbour Kusamano? Where he gives him a box of sand to look after?

Any money he got that Lobster from Billingsgate that morning

MookJong said:
I would get ahead of the game and start trying to source a lookalike lobster right now because you know it's just a matter of time.

Agreed, and this thread would benefit from a picture of the Crustacean Cosa Nostra

MarcLister · 20 Dec 2007 at 17:09

melbourne720 said:
Ha ha, so you have to look after a Mobster's Lobster!

Huddy's new username! It has to be.

excaliborg · 20 Dec 2007 at 17:12

It's probably nothing special - a blue lobster is mostly just a wrongly named Blue Crayfish which is a freshwater invertebrate. Can be fed sinking fish pellets.

melbourne720 · 20 Dec 2007 at 17:17

MarcLister said:
Huddy's new username! It has to be.

I like it - any passing Mods that can oblige?

MarcLister · 20 Dec 2007 at 17:19

melbourne720 said:
I like it - any passing Mods that can oblige?

Knowing the admins they'll give me that username for suggesting it! :eek:

Aod · 20 Dec 2007 at 17:21

excaliborg said:
It's probably nothing special - a blue lobster is mostly just a wrongly named Blue Crayfish which is a freshwater invertebrate. Can be fed sinking fish pellets.

i didn't know that freshwater crayfish could survive in the sea.

if this guy is as rich as Huddy is describing, i doubt he'd have a crayfish-lobster

mad_allan · 20 Dec 2007 at 17:26

Huddy - have you read the book Essex boys? He sounds like Bernard O'Mahoney

mattyfez · 20 Dec 2007 at 17:27

This calls for a new avatar......marked man

asim18 · 20 Dec 2007 at 17:34

WHOA! I'd love to have neighbours like that, can we swap houses?

Glaucus · 20 Dec 2007 at 17:36

Dead Huddy, has he got pigs?

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".