My neighbours are mafia!

kaiowas · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:29

Admiral Huddy said:
I'll take a picture of him when I'm in next week.

Make sure he won't have a bad reaction to the flash first won't you?

Pookie Bear · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:30

Admiral Huddy said:
Joking aside, I'm bricking it

I have to admit, I'd feel a little wary under the circumstances (and not just because of the finger-snapping possibilty). Set the alarm on your mobile to warn you and get your wife to give you reminders as well. Take lots of deep breaths at the front door and move around the house very slowly and deliberately. And if anyone knocks on the door while you're in there, run out the back door and move to Australia.

Gilly · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:32

Oh dear mate. Do you know of anyone you can trust that is less clumsy (easy bit) and knows a lot about marine fish?

swinnie · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:33

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Aod · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:34

wear soft-rubber-soled shoes so that you don't slip, and don't drag your feet so that you don't mark the floor. and don't wear the shoes for anything else, so as not to track dirt into the house. shower before going.

you have been warned.

swinnie · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:36

Aod said:
wear soft-rubber-soled shoes so that you don't slip, and don't drag your feet so that you don't mark the floor. and don't wear the shoes for anything else, so as not to track dirt into the house. shower before going.

you have been warned.

And the breathing masks and full body suit.

"andy" · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:37

wish my neighbours would give me champers and chocolates just to go look after a fish !!!

GreenMint · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:46

"andy" said:
wish my neighbours would give me champers and chocolates just to go look after a fish !!!

Look up, and see the big, blue, ferocious looking "fish"

Sod chocolates & champagne, get the man a sick note!

I feel for ya Huddy, even if you were a lobster lover i'm sure you'd be terrified now!

Just watch out for a note on the side of his tank:

Lobster likes to be taken out & petted twice daily. Do NOT GET WATER ON THE CARPET

Admiral Huddy · 20 Dec 2007 at 14:47

Santa said:
Oh dear mate. Do you know of anyone you can trust that is less clumsy (easy bit) and knows a lot about marine fish?

I could ask the local fishmonger #nods head#

swinnie said:
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haha. Yep!

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DanMc07 · 20 Dec 2007 at 15:42

Lmao. That was a good read

Briton · 20 Dec 2007 at 15:51

Great story.

Going off track slightly, but why do people keep exotic 'pets'...the company?

The Dread Pirate · 20 Dec 2007 at 15:53

I recon It's not even a pet and that he's keeping it well fed and kept so he can cook it on a special ocassion

James J · 20 Dec 2007 at 15:54

tbh id rather have someone on my side like that and get to do the odd job for them than have them against me

m4cc45 · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:00

Reminds me off The Simpsons... make sure 'Pinchy' is kept in a nice warm pot... 'ohhh pinchy I'm so sorry *cry* oh god it tastes so nice... homer why don't you share some with us... noooo pinchy would want it this way *cry* munch munch....

MookJong · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:01

I would get ahead of the game and start trying to source a lookalike lobster right now because you know it's just a matter of time.

Axis64 · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:02

Cant wait to see what happens with this lol.. have some stars

Merry Christmas

AS_Platinum · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:24

quality thread, have 5 stars

Nexy · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:30

kai said:
i thought it was a thursday joke entry still waiting for killer line.

The killer line would be "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LOBSTER!?!"

Damien. · 20 Dec 2007 at 16:37

Look after the lobster, make sure it doesn't die.

If its perfect on his return, he'll probably shower you with better gifts.