Actually, how about adding a tiny bit of weight into his phone or mouse bit by bit over a course of months. Then one morning, taking it all out. Hopefully resulting him in smacking himself in the face with his phone when he goes to answer it, and flinging his mouse across the office when he goes to use that.
Freeze a can of shaving foam.
Once frozen, saw it in half.
Now place each half in a different drawer... once they defrost, they will expand like normal shaving foam.![]()
put some cress seeds in his keyboard
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Phone MI5 and tell them that he's just tried to buy 2 tonnes of Ammonium Nitrate.
Does that actually work? It's what dreams are made of tbh![]()
It'll expand OK, but only by around 800% or so! One can of frozen shaving foam will not expand enough to fill a car, a desk drawer maybe but definitely not a car.![]()
Approach HR. Tell them you're being bullied, and that you want to leave the company.
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