Soldato
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Booby trap the bin.
THIS!
Alternatively, work out which woman it is and smash it

kd
Booby trap the bin.
Oh, and to the teretorial thing, I thought about defending myself, but you know what? The hell with you. This is my gods damned house, I work ****ING hard to pay for it, everything in it, and the utilities that go with it (Which are a small fortune by the way) so I am fully ****ing entitled to be ****ed off when people **** with it. Don't like it? Don't understand it? Tough! My ****ing house, so **** off if you've nothing useful to say.
Indeed - I despair at people sometimes. #firstworldproblems springs to mind!
That is perhaps the finest thing on the interweb!Get one of these and keep watch. Could have hours of fun imo.
I take it you didn't read my second post? The one where I mentioned that the result of this is that I then end up with an extra bag of rubbish that I then have to store for up to two weeks?
Haha, its all getting a little elaborate now. I say landmine the lid and wait for the fireworks.