Nighclub chat-up lines.

[lixxus]

ill tell u want will make this thread more funny and interesting..

funny chat up lines from films

im sure stifler from american pie has got loads

 

[Dj_Jestar]

There are some golden ones on here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/fun_stuff/lines/index.shtml

(and a lot of chaff)

You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all my mates that you did anyway.

 

[Business Man]

Walk up to a group and say... do I look attractive, ladies only

Hi, i'm Mulder and you must be scully. do you want to work out with me

 

[Fireskull]

lol quality stuff guys

dont know if this has been posted already but:

"you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away.... "

 

[Deleted member 651465]

To all my love slaves out there: Thunderlips is here. In the flesh......baby.

 

[Vibez]

Lol thought of another:

Do you think I'm good looking? [ladies only]

 

[GazD]

YOU: "Hi the names Bond
HER : "James Bond?"
YOU: "No Uni Bond, now let me fill your crack"

 

[Fireskull]

YOU: "Hi the names Bond
HER : "James Bond?"
YOU: "No Uni Bond, now let me fill your crack"

AHAHAH

 

[Andelusion]

"I'm Hans Solo, would you like to stroke my wookie"

That got an authentic LOL from me

 

[KizZ]

YOU: "Hi the names Bond
HER : "James Bond?"
YOU: "No Uni Bond, now let me fill your crack"

One of the funniest.

 

[SpKM3]

Straight and direct!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4CMqwIPfKI

 

[divine`]

"I'm Hans Solo, would you like to stroke my wookie"

Is Hans Solo from the German edition of Star Wars?

 

[Nix]

"Christ! Who let you out?"

"It's alright lads, we can kill it with fire!"

"DAEMON!"

"You have pretty eyes. Shame you're fat."

 

[Raymond Lin]

YOU: "Hi the names Bond
HER : "James Bond?"
YOU: "No Uni Bond, now let me fill your crack"

Made me laugh!

 

[Nix]

Made me laugh!

x2

There's actually at uni here called James Bond. I had to take his uni card for some pitcher thing, I saw his name and just cracked up.

 

[tntcoder]

Eye contact + wave them over with your finger, then say "If I can get you to come with my finger, imagine what I can do with my ****

 

[Nix]

I don't know quite how to tell you this... but I'm kind of a big deal.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

I don't know quite how to tell you this... but I'm kind of a big deal.

Leg End

 

[Nogimmix]

You: Do you like Jewellery?
Her: Yes
You: Well suck my **** as it's a gem

 

[Yarkanat]

Tasteless but ace!!! I like it