Sure:
- My understanding of how the hype was generated with terribly orchestrated 'free play' videos.
- The notion that having an awesome time on a planet only to have it wiped after you leave is mindboggling pointless
- Let's meet up in this awesome expansive puddle of a game... Oh wait... You can't
- Fancy some genericly created creatures, plant life and planets? You've come to the right place! We did it first!! Ummm... Spore anyone?
- But, but sir, I need to improve my ship, build a base, FIND ARTIFACTS! Sure... Enjoy the next 200 hours hopping from planet to planet finding a different coloured leaf with the same texture as the last 500 planets
- "It's not multiplayer you half wit! What's your problem?"... Well, you see here scotty, whilst it's not being sold as multipler (which is was at one point right? I'm losing track of the false promises, sorry). The AI is crap, it has basic boundaries of attack, trade or just float around.
- "You've not played it, so you have no opinion!"... Thank ****, I'd never want to play this peice of crap and I'm being overly hateful as I see people wasting good money on a bad game with terrible devs/marketing. Spend it wisely!
I've yet to purchase my hipster badge.
Honestly, if you want a MUCH better survival game at a MUCH lower price, there was recently more DLC for Don't Starve... Based on oceans and stuff. Much more fun.