All this nonsense and arguing about old cables, new cables, 12VHPWR, 12V-2×6, H+, H++ was pickling my brain so I just went and swapped my 2yr old Corsair 2x8 to 12VHPWR cable for the adaptor Nvidia included in the box and fed it 4 8-pins from 4 separate outputs on the PSU.
At least now if anything happens I can point to the adaptor and be like, this is what you gave me to use
Also did some science™ and put the card on loop in 3Dmark Steel Nomad and after about 20mins of it pulling 575w I did some cable checks. None of them felt warm to the touch. I don't have a fancy thermal imaging camera or current clamps but I do have a laser thermometer so used that to take some readings and nothing looked particularly hot on either end of the cables or along the length of them.