Off topic thread

Will Gill · 7 May 2011 at 20:44

mark and I would like to say/point out that all the threads posted this evening have been sponsored by Martel, Glen Fiddich and now Spritzers

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perhaps we could add a sponsorship message to the start of this thread so we collect appropriate royalties?

chin chin mange tout rodney!!

Lopéz · 7 May 2011 at 20:44

I am currently drinking a bottle of Cobra, and I'm happy.

Will Gill · 7 May 2011 at 20:46

Lopéz said:
I am currently drinking a bottle of Cobra, and I'm happy.

but but but its a depressant!!!

you will be wrist slashing before the night is out

Vince · 7 May 2011 at 20:47

Will Gill said:
mark and I would like to say/point out that all the threads posted this evening have been sponsored by Martel, Glen Fiddich and now Spritzers ()

perhaps we could add a sponsorship message to the start of this thread so we collect appropriate royalties?

chin chin mange tout rodney!!

You can add Corona to that list

Lopéz · 7 May 2011 at 20:48

Will Gill said:
but but but its a depressant!!!

you will be wrist slashing before the night is out

No, really mate, I'm smiling right now. Actually smiling out loud

Joshy · 7 May 2011 at 20:48

VinceB1 said:
You can add Corona to that list

Add white ace and K ciders to that too.

3 litres for £3.69. I do like my bargains

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Ricochet J · 7 May 2011 at 20:48

Will Gill said:
Martel, Glen Fiddich

Lovely drinks. :cool:

Will Gill · 7 May 2011 at 20:49

VinceB1 said:
You can add Corona to that list

I'm on sol now

truth be told up until a few hours ago I was on innocent apple juice, the hangoveer from last night was some sort of funky arse ****, well on the way again now though.

that was some bell end merc driver that annoyed me off last week, cba to post about it anywhere else

DM · 7 May 2011 at 20:50

Will Gill said:
mark and I would like to say/point out that all the threads posted this evening have been sponsored by Martel, Glen Fiddich and now Spritzers ()

perhaps we could add a sponsorship message to the start of this thread so we collect appropriate royalties?

chin chin mange tout rodney!!

u know i love ya will you know that

[TW]Fox · 7 May 2011 at 20:50

Oh oh oh oh!

You'll love this.

Parked my car to go into a shop. Came back out and found a note on my windscreen saying:

DEAR MR BMW DRIVER, DONT KNOW WHY YOU THINK YOU ARE SO SPECIAL AND ABOVE COMMON DECENCY BUT THIS IS A DISABLED SPACE AND YOU HAVE NO DISABLED BADGE. YOU SELFISH MAN. MAYBE ITS TIME YOU THOUGHT OF SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF

The funniest thing?

I was legally parked in a non-disabled bay :eek:

Will Gill · 7 May 2011 at 20:51

DM said:
u know i love ya will you know that

this time next year rodney we'll be mill.....

oh wait

Will Gill · 7 May 2011 at 20:52

[TW]Fox;19081592 said:
Oh oh oh oh!

You'll love this.

Parked my car to go into a shop. Came back out and found a note on my windscreen saying:

The funniest thing?

I was legally parked in a non-disabled bay

haha I lvoe the BMW hate brigade, heard some whilst trying to enjoy a greasey spoon the other day, chuckled internally to myself, they were scaffolders, and everyone knows you don't mess with scaff's!!!

long un long un

DM · 7 May 2011 at 20:53

Will Gill said:
this time next year rodney we'll be mill.....

oh wait

whats yours is mine u know that tyhe 1st mil is the hardest

DM · 7 May 2011 at 20:55

Will Gill said:
haha I lvoe the BMW hate brigade, heard some whilst trying to enjoy a greasey spoon the other day, chuckled internally to myself, they were scaffolders, and everyone knows you don't mess with scaff's!!!

long un long un

scaffolders are only tohth till you bash them id give anyrthing to rewinds 20yeasrs and havre no responsibility i used to love a fight at football omn saturday

Joshy · 7 May 2011 at 20:57

[TW]Fox;19081592 said:
Oh oh oh oh!

You'll love this.

Parked my car to go into a shop. Came back out and found a note on my windscreen saying:

The funniest thing?

I was legally parked in a non-disabled bay

Count yourself very, very lucky that the **** didn't decided to give you a few key parks for his troubles.

Some **** let my tyres for parking in 'his' space. I know exactly who it was and I want to slash his tyres, scratch his paint work and **** in his fuel tank, but I've got to constantly remind myself that I'm above this **** ghetto mentality.

Vince · 7 May 2011 at 20:59

[TW]Fox;19081592 said:
Oh oh oh oh!

You'll love this.

Parked my car to go into a shop. Came back out and found a note on my windscreen saying:

The funniest thing?

I was legally parked in a non-disabled bay

Awesome

I have had a few of these, normally for parking across two bays mind.. so yes I am an *******.

Vince · 7 May 2011 at 21:02

nice triumph stag just drove past my wondow... great noise too.

DM · 7 May 2011 at 21:13

VinceB1 said:
nice triumph stag just drove past my wondow... great noise too.

i had a inca yellow chrome sills 5 spoke dolomite spri nt wheels 1977 one of them, the m was the days roof off id giver anythi ng to be young again

in them days you either had a capri 3 litre ghi, an XJC coupe jag or a stag or you was a ****ing peasant anything id give anything to roll back 25 years

you lot you dont know yor born

Ricochet J · 7 May 2011 at 21:17

Is there a car you haven't had?

DM · 7 May 2011 at 21:19

Ricochet J said:
Is there a car you haven't had?

not many it was my weakmn3ess

when we outgrew Stags and got the 1st few quid this is what we did.....

jenson interceptor or 280 ce merc and the first rolex

to show we was rea;l chaps lol

what a set of ***** we was, we thought we was the mafia revisited in them days lolololo,l