I've been reported to the police!
When I came home from work last night there was a Megane parked outside my house (it's not normally on the street, must have been visiting somebody)
My nextdoor neighbour is away so I parked over his driveway (which, to the passing person actually looks like it's my drive anyway), about 3 foot behind the Megane, which stayed there overnight.
I could see the Megane owner through the window, looking and pointing at my car when he and his wife were putting their things in the boot this morning, but thought no more of it, assumed the guy just hadn't seen a Manta for a few years.
Now I missed this next bit (one of my neighbours told me) but a short while later the police arrived and were checking my car out. When he asked them what was wrong, they said that someone had reported it as causing an obstruction on the street and that it had not moved for over 6 months.
My neighbour told them I drive it to work every day so that couldn't be right. The police said it was taxed, insured, MOT'd and not causing an obstruction and so off they went. So I can only conclude the Megane owner was riled at me parking behind him
confused
for some reason and reported it to the police.
There are some bloody weird people out there.