Office Farts (how do you sneak them out)

[Rizo-UK]

In the lift, preferably crouded with a couple of the guys from my department, and a couple of others from 'The Other' department, going at least 3 floors... sneek it out and say, in my most sincere voice, to no one in particular...

"Can you smell Pasties??"

My guys now know and don't inhale!!.. but 'The Others'... te-hee

You bad

 

[Cosimo]

I go into people's offices and do them and close the door on my way out.

... and I try to find a conference room where a meeting is about to take place.

 

[The IPB]

Yeah, its vaginal flatulence, usually caused by sex with the vagina

He was suggesting I was doing the male version (sex with the bum).

This is not correct

No I wasn't suggesting sex with the bum, a girl I used to go out with could queef using a similair technique to your man queef technique.

 

[Vonhelmet]

No I wasn't suggesting sex with the bum, a girl I used to go out with could queef using a similair technique to your man queef technique.

And they said romance was dead.

 

[wnb]

I just let them rip, turn round have a smell and mark them out of 10!

 

[Sp00n]

No I wasn't suggesting sex with the bum, a girl I used to go out with could queef using a similair technique to your man queef technique.

Indeed. A girl I used to know did it on cue, she used to find it hilarious.

I was a little bit grossed out to be honest.

 

[Dunks]

So this is the male version of a queef is it.

 

[MuttsNutts]

No I wasn't suggesting sex with the bum, a girl I used to go out with could queef using a similair technique to your man queef technique.

Fa**y Fart....

 

[Stretch]

I go into people's offices and do them and close the door on my way out.

- Hi Dave
- Hi Robbie G
- pffffffffffttt
- Bye
- *slam*

 

[meghatronic]

I don't, as I'm not an animal and have manners. I leave and go to the toilet or otherwise.

 

[Housey]

I'm the boss, it's always someone elses problem............ALWAYS!

 

[Castiel]

I do not 'fart', that sort of behaviour is reserved for the common man......

 

[Housey]

I do not 'fart', that sort of behaviour is reserved for the common man......

Reminds me of...

I don't fart I'm the queen
Everyone with a bum farts
I don't have a bum, I'm the queen
Well, what do you sit on then?
The throane!
But what's on the throane?
A cushion
And....what's on the cushion?
The Queen!

Can't recall where from.

 

[Kazz]

I don't, as I'm not an animal and have manners. I leave and go to the toilet or otherwise.

I save them just for people like you .

 

[Castiel]

Reminds me of...

I don't fart I'm the queen
Everyone with a bum farts
I don't have a bum, I'm the queen
Well, what do you sit on then?
The throane!
But what's on the throane?
A cushion
And....what's on the cushion?
The Queen!

Can't recall where from.

Haha excellent.

 

[Cosimo]

I do not 'fart', that sort of behaviour is reserved for the common man......

You just pass wind.

 

[Simian]

I'm actually quite proud of mine!!.. they're all like my children... going off into the world to make their mark...

 

[AHarvey]

There's always one

Everyone farts, it's natural, stop being a wuss.

There is always someone who name calls when someone disagrees

It's not about being a wuss, its about not what to breath in or subject people to bodily gases.

I fart in the comfort of my car or my own home, and have been known to put my ass against the wife and let one go just to annoy her.

I just don't get doing it in public.

 

[Simian]

...and have been known to put my ass against the wife and let one go just to annoy her.

Did that to the other half last night... I got such a slapping!... but it was worth it...