Office Farts (how do you sneak them out)

Breeny · 27 Jan 2011 at 13:56

http://www.myshreddies.com/

Castiel · 27 Jan 2011 at 13:56

simulatorman said:
You just pass wind.

I'm full of hot air according to the misses.....(she actually said **** and wind, but you get the idea)

I don't think she was referring to bodily functions however.

meghatronic · 27 Jan 2011 at 13:58

Kazz said:
I save them just for people like you .

Er... okay? But you'll only further my viewpoint. It's common and very rude.

dave1983 · 27 Jan 2011 at 13:58

AHarvey said:
There is always someone who name calls when someone disagrees

It's not about being a wuss, its about not what to breath in or subject people to bodily gases.

I fart in the comfort of my car or my own home, and have been known to put my ass against the wife and let one go just to annoy her.

I just don't get doing it in public.

the best one is when your in bed with your misses and you let one go the "silent but voilent" ones and it creeps up through the duvet.

Leather Chairs give an Accoustic Bass effect.

spending £500 on a Surround System.

Fart-ing on leather sofa = priceless

The IPB · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:00

meghatronic said:
Er... okay? But you'll only further my viewpoint. It's common and very rude.

Oh so only common people fart in public, I see.

Simian · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:03

dave1983 said:
the best one is when your in bed with your misses and you let one go the "silent but voilent" ones and it creeps up through the duvet!

Shove you other halfs head below the duvet for full effect and its called a 'Dutch Oven' (for some reason!!)

Participant · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:03

vonhelmet said:
Go to the toilet, you damn dirty apes!

Farting is to crapping what burping is to vomiting.

Do you go to the loo to burp?

The IPB · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:05

Robbie G said:
Farting is to crapping what burping is to vomiting.

Do you go to the loo to burp?

Lol off to the toilets, head down the loo *bbbeelllchch*

Castiel · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:07

Dkore-DeX said:
Oh so only common people fart in public, I see.

No, only common people 'fart' full stop.

Sp00n · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:07

Robbie G said:
Farting is to crapping what burping is to vomiting.

Do you go to the loo to burp?

There is a significant difference between a fart and a burp, smell being one of them.

I don't like burping in public either, certainly not loudly.

dave1983 · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:07

My fiance allways moans at me when i lift my bum up to fart.

I explain that so it can have a full effect, especially lying in bed, the covers seems to muffle the sound.

meghatronic · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:08

Robbie G said:
Farting is to crapping what burping is to vomiting.

Do you go to the loo to burp?

I, personally, wouldn't burp in public either.

MuttsNutts · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:09

why is it when my misses farts in bed it's ok it grants me permission for me to do it, but when I do i get called dirty get and a slap.... ???

It's ok for her to do it next to me but when I answer her back with one she hits the roof.
Well she keeps saying I dont listen to her and answer her back lol
Do it with a fart this Valentines day LOL

anything I don't mind · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:09

I always call the work mates over to look at something on the pc then let rip. Then you act like nothing happened. The one guy here realy bothers him, he gets realy annoyed, so funny. He says "i can't work like this, i can't work like this" leaves the office and closes teh door. lol

dave1983 · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:10

MuttsNutts said:
why is it when my misses farts in bed it's ok it grants me permission for me to do it, but when I do i get called dirty get and a slap.... ???

It's ok for her to do it next to me but when I answer her back with one she hits the roof.
Well she keeps saying I dont listen to her and answer her back lol
Do it with a fart this Valentines day LOL

i wouldn't unless you are comfortable on the sofa.

The IPB · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:12

Castiel said:
No, only common people 'fart' full stop.

Haha when I was a youngster my Mum wouldn't allow me to call it a fart, it was passing wind.

dave1983 · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:14

Dkore-DeX said:
Haha when I was a youngster my Mum wouldn't allow me to call it a fart, it was passing wind.

thats something posh puffs would say. "excuse me im passing wind" whilst sipping there tea with the pinky finger sticking out.

meghatronic · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:19

dave1983 said:
thats something posh puffs would say. "excuse me im passing wind" whilst sipping there tea with the pinky finger sticking out.

Well, no. "posh [poofs]" wouldn't do it in front of people.

Deadbeat · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:19

meghatronic said:
I, personally, wouldn't burp in public either.

You make me chuckle

meghatronic · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:20

Deadbeat said:
You make me chuckle

/bows
/farts

"Oh, bother!"