Ok, so...

Tombo · 23 Sep 2008 at 03:05

Rossmac said:
A lot better than "BANG and the penis is gone..."

shimy182 · 23 Sep 2008 at 03:13

How come no ones suggested this yet...

Become Jewish.

Hequn · 23 Sep 2008 at 03:20

Get a penis muffler like this, but in white:

neoboy · 23 Sep 2008 at 03:23

Penis muffler

Hequn · 23 Sep 2008 at 04:12

neoboy said:
Penis muffler

I originally googled for penis wig, seeing if i could find a white one lol. But that came up instead

moogie · 23 Sep 2008 at 04:29

get a suntan on the rest of your body

or stop using the tradesmans entrance

Amnesia · 23 Sep 2008 at 04:29

asim18 said:
...the skin on my penis is of a considerably darker shade than the rest of my body, is there any way to whiten it?

I'm still a virgin, and I just realised that a girl might get a bit turned off when she sees it.

Thanks.

just tell her u havent got one

or

warn her you're half zebra

bum · 23 Sep 2008 at 04:35

I must leave my name in this thread.

Stelly · 23 Sep 2008 at 04:38

Well this has to be a first for the books.... dont know what else to say really...

Stelly

p.s. FREAK!

thephantom114 · 23 Sep 2008 at 04:54

Genious.

Reginald · 23 Sep 2008 at 05:10

Dooo it!

GeForce · 23 Sep 2008 at 08:08

I haven't laughed this much in ages!

Mustard is my vote

memyselfandi · 23 Sep 2008 at 08:16

Scuzi said:
On a more serious note, baking powder i.e. Bicarbonate of Soda mixed with Coke should help. Mix up a solution and pour in some Coca Cola which has natural acids in it to help with the bleaching.

Put your penis into it for about 10 minutes a few times a day and within a week you should notice a difference.

Yep, it will have dissolved ... problem gone!

_PD_ · 23 Sep 2008 at 08:24

SERIOUS POST!!!!!

As no-one else has.

I don't reckon it's anything to worry about, but see your doctor, they get worse stuff than that every day!

Also, I wouldn't worry what the girl thinks. She probably wouldn't notice or say anything, but if she did, just say it tastes of chocolate

This thread has amused me greatly.

Masterdog · 23 Sep 2008 at 08:25

Fluorescent novelty condom tbh.

Oxide™ · 23 Sep 2008 at 08:42

seek Darnell?...

*I tried*

ConTRo13R · 23 Sep 2008 at 08:47

Its not the colour to worry about, its your size lol she will be less than impressed!

Passes name into thread that could take down GD

RedTen · 23 Sep 2008 at 08:55

Just LOL at this thread.

Quit worrying and get dipping already!

ConTRo13R · 23 Sep 2008 at 09:10

Just checked out the guest book on his home page lol

asim is caboose your gf? they seem to know u have a funny colored member lol funny because you haven't posted since the OP lol

maybe those steroids are killing your bell end? lol