all the bells and whistles
I don't think anyone claims it has all the bells and whistles. All phones are likely to have a missing feature that you want, @Sho is just pointing out there is a way round it if everything else was what you wanted. This can't be done for many missing features. Missing a 3.5mm jack isn't all that big a deal to the vast majority too. Unfortunately, you're in the minority and there's a cheap simple fix to it.
get a cheap Chinese dongle to DAC your audio. Like that's going to sound good...
Surely you could spend a little more and get a half decent DAC?
