Pooping at work...

Who votes for a new finish to every message if on the loo while posting that message in any thread?

Example:
The Dust Interest thread

Post:
I found two hairs and a few fibres floating today

*Posted from the **** bath*

Just so we know and can have a laugh
 
mrk said:
Dropping bombs at work is insufferable.

Nothing worse than sitting o a seat that's been laced with the wee of countless people, along with the person that keeps peeing on the damn floor and leaving wee puddles. Not sure if poor aim, or a leaky sausage.

And this is why people choose to use the disabled toilets!
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What kind of animals do you work with? :p
 
topgun06 said:
Workplace toilets baffle me. Every time I walk in, at least one of the three cubicles is occupied. But there is silence. No one pooping, no one wazzing.

Or if you're stood at one of the three urinals and someone walks in, they will go to a cubicle, sit down... and silence.

What do people do in cubicles!!?
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Sometimes they're taking a break in private.

Sometimes they're thinking "I wish that person at the urinals would leave because I can't poop when there's someone else around".

Sometimes the cubicle door is closed but there's nobody in there. If there's something that needs sorting out it's common practice to close the cubicle until whatever needs doing is done.

Sometimes they're taking a drug, I suppose. Must happen sometimes.
 
My hours are always changing at work,Yet i never seem to need a dump until i get home which i find is wierd,But im glad really because our bogs at work,Well the toilet seats are hanging off so you slide about and there is no ventilation or windows in there so the stink tends to linger on.

A guy i work with is on the bog at least every half hour,He drinks a ton of cider/beer though..dont think he eats.
 
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HecFam said:
I always wear a suit and tie and home, only buy 1 ply paper and make sure the toilet smells so that it feels just like being at work.
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Bah, my memory has been jogged by "1 play paper" but not enough.

I remember some places years ago having particularly bad toilet "paper". Izod? something like that. It was a bit like tracing paper and proudly proclaimed that it was MEDICATED.

Aha! That word was enough to find it. Izal.
 
Working for an NHS Ambulance Service has it's difficulties when Pooing at work, i'd (obviously!) never ask a patient to deposit the kids but I do have a variety of Hospitals with my own 'throne room' in each, I also take great pride on ensuring that it's on works time.

I have a specific cubicle in the stations loos also :D
 
I drop on the clock all the time. I've no problem crapping at work, when i have to go i have to go, its that simple.
When you've crapped in bags, crapped in bushes, crapped in holes in the ground crapped in drop pits, with and without an audience etc, as many times as i've had to, it all becomes much of a muchness, an essential bodily function that everyone does.
the worst one was a tie between the portaloo mid summer in afghan +56C and an absolutely foul purpose built wooden hut drop pit in the middle of salisbury plain training area.
So crapping at work on a normal toilet is practically a luxury, even if the paper is terrible.
 
R.O.S.S.I said:
Absolutely love dropping bombs at work. Try and go at least 2-3 times a day even when I know nothing is gonna develop!

Sit down wee's are a must too. Glad our toilets are one man WC's dotted around the building though, probably couldn't take the mick as much if we were in a big office with loads of people!
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You drop bricks (poos)

You drop bombs (farts)

Just clarifying.
 
Iam chuckling to myself here, so yes i got to share this with you.

I will never forget the day that the daily toilet cleaner flagged down a few of the lads while i was walking down the corridor and heard him say look in trap 3 .

so yes you got it i had to move into position to the toilet area, there was a crowd of people round trap 3 so looking at the laughter on there faces i had to look .

I slowly moved into position and looked down and to my horror was a poo rougly 11 inches by about 2 inches wide yes it was nearly the size of a can of coke.

To this day know one knows who dropped that pay load.

I swear on my kids life this is true ;)
 
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SexyGreyFox said:
For [TW}Fox

I used to have two workmates who in the morning would say "I'm dieing for a poo, I'll wait until I get home" WTF :eek:
How the hell can you hold it for 9 hours?
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I will frequently leave for work with the knowledge that the turtle is around there somewhere, because I want the knowledge that I was paid for it.
 
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