Pooping at work...

SexyGreyFox · 6 Oct 2016 at 21:56

Clov!s said:
I'm confused, he hasn't posted in this thread?

All my stories are now dedicated to him - he's my hero

Evole · 6 Oct 2016 at 22:03

Stick a butt plug in and hold it in till you're home!

Raumarik · 6 Oct 2016 at 22:07

Coffee at 7, pooping at work around 08:30. Pretty much clockwork too.

I see no problem being paid to poop, I'm not clocked in/out like some of my mates who use to work in call centres were so no harm, no foul (except the smell.)

I did have a colleague a few years ago who would never, ever go at work. He'd actually skive off to drive home (20miles) just to poop if he couldn't help it, he was just conditioned that way, even he knew it was a bit strange but he could never go in public toilets of any kind.

Rexxar · 6 Oct 2016 at 22:09

Try not to but that's down to the state if the facilities offered. Conditioned my body to go before & after work but that's down to the job I used to do.

arc@css · 6 Oct 2016 at 22:14

xbenjiiman said:
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

Merlin5 · 6 Oct 2016 at 22:28

People still poop?

dacads · 6 Oct 2016 at 22:36

mrk said:
Dropping bombs at work is insufferable.

Nothing worse than sitting o a seat that's been laced with the wee of countless people, along with the person that keeps peeing on the damn floor and leaving wee puddles. Not sure if poor aim, or a leaky sausage.

And this is why people choose to use the disabled toilets!

lol'd

Personally I poo first thing, otherwise I have to half way through breakfast.

B@Th*nG · 6 Oct 2016 at 23:32

It's almost unbelievable that there's been 3, nearly 4, pages of nothing but ****.. but then again this is gd

B@

TonyTurbo78 · 6 Oct 2016 at 23:37

God bless you GD cracking up at this thread when I really shouldn't be.

Thank you

MatsyLR · 7 Oct 2016 at 00:14

Pooing at work is not good.
In emergencies i have squatted above the toilet put some toilet paper in the water so it doesn't splash, and squeezed the little poo out. No way would i touch the fifthy toilets at my work.

sHo0sH · 7 Oct 2016 at 00:16

Dont think this has been linked to yet?
http://www.workpoop.com

Shows you how much you earn a year if you're a regular work bomber

phil675 · 7 Oct 2016 at 00:32

There was one place I used to work where I'd get there as the cleaners were leaving and enjoy a freshly scrubbed bowl every morning.

fatiain · 7 Oct 2016 at 00:46

When I used to work nights doing security at an exclusive Knightsbridge store, we all used to use the ladies toilets. They were much nicer then the gents.

Scougar · 7 Oct 2016 at 02:56

I poop at work, I poop at home.

I have no issue pooping... I enjoy my pooping time :-D

Just if you are one of those dudes that somehow manages to poop ON the seat.. SHAME.... SHAME....

Cromulent · 7 Oct 2016 at 04:43

Do people really poop every day? I'm lucky if I can poop every three days. I wish I had a schedule but my poops come when they come and that could be any time of the day.

dbmzk1 · 7 Oct 2016 at 05:18

In 15+ years of work I think I've pooped there twice. Both times after a dodgy take away the night before. Hate it, will forever avoid it if possible.

Nevakonaza · 7 Oct 2016 at 05:53

Cromulent said:
Do people really poop every day? I'm lucky if I can poop every three days. I wish I had a schedule but my poops come when they come and that could be any time of the day.

That doesn't sound healthy,Everyday here!

Il go to the works bogs for a dump if i need one,But theres nothing like taking a dump on your own toilet at home,its just not the same. :cool:

Tefal · 7 Oct 2016 at 06:32

Cromulent said:
Do people really poop every day? I'm lucky if I can poop every three days. I wish I had a schedule but my poops come when they come and that could be any time of the day.

Eat more

thep02 · 7 Oct 2016 at 08:11

sigma said:
I sit down to pee and stand up to poo.

Ill give this a go, sounds exciting.

RaohNS · 7 Oct 2016 at 08:13

Posted here because a torpedo is going down the tube *FIRE!*