Pooping at work...

Always good to get 'Time and a terd' by going at work (say it in a Irish accent for best effect).

Will admit that I'm a 'trap scuttler' - I'll opt for a cubicle over a urinal 99/100; that feeling of splashback you get from a urinal when wearing shorts is enough to put me off...
 
This thread indeed keeps on delivering...

There's nothing more awkward that being in the work loo's either having a number 1 or a number 2, and someone in one of the cubicles breaks the silence by letting out a right squeaker... reminds me of a particular day at work years ago when this exact incident happened and someone else on the other urinal spoke out straight afterwords saying "Gonna need some WD40 for that!" :D

Liam.
 
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Absolutely love dropping bombs at work. Try and go at least 2-3 times a day even when I know nothing is gonna develop!

Sit down wee's are a must too. Glad our toilets are one man WC's dotted around the building though, probably couldn't take the mick as much if we were in a big office with loads of people!
 
Dropping bombs at work is insufferable.

Nothing worse than sitting o a seat that's been laced with the wee of countless people, along with the person that keeps peeing on the damn floor and leaving wee puddles. Not sure if poor aim, or a leaky sausage.

And this is why people choose to use the disabled toilets!
 
topgun06 said:
I have just visited the work toilet for a number 1. There are three cubicles and three urinals. All three cubicles were occupied. And yes, there was silence. The door opens and a guy comes in, looks at the cubicles, sees that they are all in use and leaves.

So you're telling me that we have a ratio of 4:1, poopers to wazzers. Why are people so scared of urinals?
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I HATE urinals, and i remembered why a few months ago, i had to use one as i was bursting and all the cubicles were taken, i used one closest to the wall, some chap came up beside me, and in the corner of my eye, i thought "hes looking at me", after 5 or so seconds i turned, and in fact not only was he looking he was peering over having a proper good look, anyway i called him a dirty so and so, washed my hands and went outside, i was then telling a friend who didn't believe me, to then have the guy walk back up to me and start rambling on saying " your telling me i cant look" and then said something about his doctor...

Needless to say i am never going to use a urinal again.
 
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