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How does Bob Marley Like his dognuts?
With Jam in (were Jammin......you gotta love Peter Kay
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
A pool table.
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whats brown and sticky?
a stick
a stick
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How do u ask a midget if he wants to buy a carpet?
/kneels
Wanna buy a carpet?
/kneels
Wanna buy a carpet?
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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Q. Why can't you wear Y-fronts in Russia?
A. In case Chernobyl fallout.
(Say it out loud)
A. In case Chernobyl fallout.
(Say it out loud)
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Space Cowboy said:
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Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
A. Pink fluff
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
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Q. What do you do if you see a herd of elephants coming over a hill/
A. Swim for it.
Q. What do you call the brown stuff between elephants toes?
A. Slow natives.
A. Swim for it.
Q. What do you call the brown stuff between elephants toes?
A. Slow natives.
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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister-matic
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Roses are red violets are blue im dyslexic and kierhwk kehrwohr whpprk
Roses are red violets are blue in schizophrenic and so am i
where does Saddam Hussien keep his CD's...... in Iraq
Two friends meet each other on the street. "hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill. "Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid. "I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face scratched all over?". "It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put up a hell of a fight!"
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in sideways.
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Roses are red violets are blue in schizophrenic and so am i
where does Saddam Hussien keep his CD's...... in Iraq
Two friends meet each other on the street. "hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill. "Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid. "I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face scratched all over?". "It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put up a hell of a fight!"
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in sideways.
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Q. What's the difference between a chicken?
A. One of it's legs are both the same.
A. One of it's legs are both the same.
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creature said:
Sorry, awful grammar on my part, it should be "One of it's legs is both the same.
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^^^Endymion said:
now thats funny,hehe
what do you call a russian condom??
little red riding hood
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