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This thread just needs a load of Tommy Cooper jokes 
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? '
'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him'.
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? Because he's cross-eyed? '
'No, because he's really heavy'
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? '
'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him'.
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? Because he's cross-eyed? '
'No, because he's really heavy'
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[ASSE]Hinchy said:This thread just needs a load of Tommy Cooper jokes
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? '
'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him'.
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? Because he's cross-eyed? '
'No, because he's really heavy'
I have tears in my eyes
Dave: How do you defend France?
Bob: I don't know.
Dave: Neither do the French.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was tied to the first monkey. Why did the third moneky fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.
Two cats enter a swimming race. The first cat was called 'One Two Three' and the second cat was called 'Un Deux Trois'. Which cat won?
'One Two Three' because 'Un Deux Trois' cat sank!
Bob: I don't know.
Dave: Neither do the French.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was tied to the first monkey. Why did the third moneky fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.
Two cats enter a swimming race. The first cat was called 'One Two Three' and the second cat was called 'Un Deux Trois'. Which cat won?
'One Two Three' because 'Un Deux Trois' cat sank!
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Haha, loving the french and welsh joke But you can't beat a good bit of Tommy Cooper!
But you can't beat a good bit of Tommy Cooper!
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MikeTimbers said:
I have always said I want WW tattoo'd on my a$$ as I'm a wolverhampton Wanders Fan and make WOW.
Only prooblem being if i'm upside down it spells MOM on my a$$
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A guy goes into the doctor's. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside.'
'How's that?'
'Don't you start'
'How's that?'
'Don't you start'
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The last time I went on holiday, I flew with BA. It was terrible, he kept shouting "You crazy foo', I ain't gettin' on no plane"
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Best one yet.great advice said:
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