Post your Fav short joke!

[Pug]

some great, great jokes here (Especially like the dishwasher -> snowplough one )

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A Wonkey

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye? A winky wonkey

 

[BoomAM]

man walks into doctors...

man: doctor doctor i think i'm a moth

doctor: you need a psychiatrist

man: yeah i know, but your light was on !

Thats off Scrubs!

i've got a t-shirt that reads:

Your Mother Loves You - front in big bold text

Everyone else thinks your a ****... - front in small italic text

Brought that for a mates 18th. He thought we were joking!

 

[stan]

What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of a lake?

A good start.

 

[Treefrog]

What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a woman?
A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

Why do women have periods?
Cos they deserve them.

Why haven't any of the lasses posted any anti-male jokes yet? C'mon, lets hear 'em!

 

[Exentia]

why is the tax man like a pelican?

they can both shove their bills up their ***!

 

[Sam0r]

I bet tinkerbell will post a few

 

[Cheese taster]

Three year old boy in bath plays with his balls.
"Mum, are these my brains?" he asks
His mother looks at him, smiles and answers "No, not yet!"

 

[Deep]

A man walked into a bar.
"ouch!"

that was mine!!!!
funny everytime though!

 

[pheebs]

Why do the Irish wear two condoms at a time?




To be sure to be sure!

 

[Coolasmoo]

I met this girl today, She rolled her eyes at me, so i rolled them back

She said will you call me a Cab, so i said "your a Cab".

 

[yhack]

that was mine!!!!
funny everytime though!

Actually, it is never funny.

 

[MR_Punk]

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered?

&
How do you keep dumb people occupied?

Tell them this joke!

 

[Killerkebab]

2 nuns in the bath:
1st nun: Where's the soap?
2nd nun: Yes it does doesn't it…

I didn't get it

What happens when a blonde woman from England moves to Ireland?

The average IQ of both countries rises

 

[Jenjey]

Thats off Scrubs!

Well spotted, and how good is that show!
Ah, comedy.

Anyway....for Doohickey

Horse walks into a bar...
Bartender says "Why the long face?"



/gets coat and picks up some dignity on the way out

 

[Doohickey]

Well spotted, and how good is that show!
Ah, comedy.

Anyway....for Doohickey

Horse walks into a bar...
Bartender says "Why the long face?"



/gets coat and picks up some dignity on the way out

Hey hey, hands off that joke. And put that dignity down. Tut.


In other news, did anyone hear about the guy who was found drowned in a bowl of muesli?

Police say he was pulled under by a strong currant.

 

[Inquisitor]

I didn't get it

What happens when a blonde woman from England moves to Ireland?

The average IQ of both countries rises

Lol good one

 

[Jenjey]

Lmfao
I think you might have told me that in "joke sesh" before, but it's fabulous

 

[Inquisitor]

Hey hey, hands off that joke. And put that dignity down. Tut.


In other news, did anyone hear about the guy who was found drowned in a bowl of muesli?

Police say he was pulled under by a strong currant.

:/

 

[Jenjey]

Hey. Leave that joke be!
Its fabulous my darling Doohickey!

 

[paddy]

I didn't get it

re-writing the joke as:

2 nuns in the bath:
1st nun: Wears the soap
2nd nun: Yes it does doesn't it…

Is the only clue your getting