Post your Fav short joke!

macca672 · 3 Apr 2005 at 18:13

here the one about the Irish guy who caught his son snorting cocaine??

he said " If i ever catch you doing that again i'll rub your nose in it!"

hominid · 3 Apr 2005 at 18:28

Q: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Constantine · 3 Apr 2005 at 22:19

What's worst than a male chauvinist pig?

A woman that doesn't do what she's told.

Sanjuricus · 3 Apr 2005 at 22:37

Jewish Dilemma: Free Pork.

iCraig · 3 Apr 2005 at 22:50

The Bear said:
How does Bob Marley Like his dognuts?

Didn't realise he was into beastiality

buzzby · 3 Apr 2005 at 23:01

A man walks into a bar.

OUCH

I know its lame but it is short. This thread is great

Aliboy · 3 Apr 2005 at 23:59

Metrix said:
Didn't realise he was into beastiality

LMAO

The_Blue_Dragon · 4 Apr 2005 at 00:02

What do you call a man with a paperbag on his head?

Russell

Combat squirrel · 4 Apr 2005 at 00:33

if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand, what do you have?

Kermit the frogs undivided attention

JohnnyG · 4 Apr 2005 at 21:08

2 nuns in the bath:
1st nun: Where's the soap?
2nd nun: Yes it does doesn't it…

Clearcut · 5 Apr 2005 at 08:26

Q. Why have elephants got four feet?
A. Because they would look silly with six inches

Sanjuricus · 5 Apr 2005 at 08:46

JohnnyG said:
2 nuns in the bath:
1st nun: Where's the soap?
2nd nun: Yes it does doesn't it…

most people I know don't get that and I have to explain it which ruins the joke!!!!!

paddy · 5 Apr 2005 at 08:51

Baby seal walks into a club...

JayMax · 5 Apr 2005 at 08:58

A man walks into the psychiatrists wearing only clingfilm underpants.
The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Pumpkinstew · 5 Apr 2005 at 08:59

Why can't you take asprin in the jungle?

Cos the parrots eat 'em all.

Where does blu-tak come from?

Smurf poo.

AJUK · 5 Apr 2005 at 09:12

Chojin said:
Q: What does D.N.A. stand for?

A: National Dyslexic Association.

ROFLMFAO

Siliconslave · 5 Apr 2005 at 09:38

whats brown and sticky.....

..... a stick

TheTiger · 5 Apr 2005 at 09:41

The_Dark_Side said:
whats brown and sticky?

a stick

Q:why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A:it was dead

neil-ste · 5 Apr 2005 at 09:42

Did you hear about the magical tractor?

It rolled down a hill and tuned into a field.

The_Dark_Side · 5 Apr 2005 at 10:13

a scotsman goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink............