Post your past or recent Chav Stories...

u wanna come n live where I am,its full of them

drinking cans of beer in the back garden listening to trance music,they always seem to own ugly Staffordshire bull terriers aswell
 
I once seen a spide (Northern Irish chav) finger a dog (a springer spaniel called Jill) in exchange for 3 Regal Filter.
 
wazza300 said:
chavs are hot though tbf:eek::p
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Janet from two pints of lager and a packet of crisps!

I've not had an encounter for a while, but about a year or two ago I was chatting to a friend outside his shop and this kid, must have been about 12 to 14 at a guess, who was also quite short, about 5'2 maybe.. Dressed like a typical council estate scallywag.. I'm 6'3 and 16 stone, my friend is shorter but stocky and thick set..

Any way he was walking past and barged into my friend (well he bounced off him actually and almost lost his balance) and started gobbling off ****** and jeffing, and squaring up to my mate.. Well he didn't get too close but was doing all the posturing..

Dangerous as I've seen my mate in scuffles in our younger years.. He's very passive but the kind of guy you can't hurt with just a few punches he just soaks it up.. We just kinda looked at each other bemused and kinda chuckled at each other and this kid.. This sent him loopy.. If I recall the situation peaked when my mate called his bluff and the kid stomped off turning the air blue in the process.

Very surreal situation, a very angry young man with major issues, I've no idea what he was trying to achieve, either one of us could have easily picked him up by the neck and tossed him over the wall next to the shop if we'd felt like it.. That's the first and last time I saw him.. Probably gobbed off at someone less tolerant than us!
 
mattyfez said:
Janet from two pints of lager and a packet of crisps!

I've not had an encounter for a while, but about a year or two ago I was chatting to a friend outside his shop and this kid, must have been about 12 to 14 at a guess, who was also quite short, about 5'2 maybe.. Dressed like a typical council estate scallywag.. I'm 6'3 and 16 stone, my friend is shorter but stocky and thick set..

Any way he was walking past and barged into my friend (well he bounced off him actually and almost lost his balance) and started gobbling off ****** and jeffing, and squaring up to my mate.. Well he didn't get too close but was doing all the posturing..

Dangerous as I've seen my mate in scuffles in our younger years.. He's very passive but the kind of guy you can't hurt with just a few punches he just soaks it up.. We just kinda looked at each other bemused and kinda chuckled at each other and this kid.. This sent him loopy.. If I recall the situation peaked when my mate called his bluff and the kid stomped off turning the air blue in the process.

Very surreal situation, a very angry young man with major issues, I've no idea what he was trying to achieve, either one of us could have easily picked him up by the neck and tossed him over the wall next to the shop if we'd felt like it.. That's the first and last time I saw him.. Probably gobbed off at someone less tolerant than us!
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mattyfez said:
Janet from two pints of lager and a packet of crisps!

I've not had an encounter for a while, but about a year or two ago I was chatting to a friend outside his shop and this kid, must have been about 12 to 14 at a guess, who was also quite short, about 5'2 maybe.. Dressed like a typical council estate scallywag.. I'm 6'3 and 16 stone, my friend is shorter but stocky and thick set..

Any way he was walking past and barged into my friend (well he bounced off him actually and almost lost his balance) and started gobbling off ****** and jeffing, and squaring up to my mate.. Well he didn't get too close but was doing all the posturing..

Dangerous as I've seen my mate in scuffles in our younger years.. He's very passive but the kind of guy you can't hurt with just a few punches he just soaks it up.. We just kinda looked at each other bemused and kinda chuckled at each other and this kid.. This sent him loopy.. If I recall the situation peaked when my mate called his bluff and the kid stomped off turning the air blue in the process.

Very surreal situation, a very angry young man with major issues, I've no idea what he was trying to achieve, either one of us could have easily picked him up by the neck and tossed him over the wall next to the shop if we'd felt like it.. That's the first and last time I saw him.. Probably gobbed off at someone less tolerant than us!
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I'm all for standing up for yourself, but I do wonder if some short fellow with spectacles down the street got lamped by an angry chav?
 
overheard some neds in my street saying"I spat on the window" then shouting "I smell bacon". wondered wtf. turned turned out there was police car visiting a house at the end of my street. I headed out to the car and they were still shouting it. The one doing all the shouting was about 10 years old.

He looked at me and said wtf you looking at. I was shocked. had a few friendly words with the boy.
 
Chavs were one of the reasons I left the UK. Couldn't walk anywhere (even supposedly nice areas) without getting "bumped". Asked one kid I worked with what he did at the weekend; told me (completely matter-of-factly) that they stole a car, set it on fire, and pushed it down a hill. :rolleyes:
 
danewesley said:
I think pot calling the kettle black applies here Feek.
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Really? I've just looked at the top definition of a keyboard warrior on urban dictionary and I think that everyone who knows me in real life (and there are a lot of those on here) will say that I'm exactly the same here as I am in person. That description really doesn't fit me at all.

My point was that this sort of thread always brings out posters who claim to have committed massive acts of violence on other people. Nobody knows whether they're true or not and as this is generally a forum frequented by computer enthusiasts, those posts are normally taken with a massive pinch of salt and an "oh look, another keyboard warrior" sort of attitude.
 
Given the subject matter, it's hardly surprising that someone has actually ended up doing so.
Is it that you don't believe him or is it just that you see it as standard protocol to pull the keyboard warrior card because he's mentioned hitting someone?

lol @massive acts of violence btw :p
 
I once chinned a chav who I caught in the midst of robbing our garage. Now does that make me a keyboard warrior or am I merely someone who wasn't going to sit by whilst some scruffy little scrote decided to help himself to my possessions?
 
Uncle Petey said:
Given the subject matter, it's hardly surprising that someone has actually ended up doing so.
Is it that you don't believe him or is it just that you see it as standard protocol to pull the keyboard warrior card because he's mentioned hitting someone?

lol @massive acts of violence btw :p
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I think it was probably exaggerated. I don't remember the exact wording but it was something like grabbing him around the throat and punching him hard in the face until he dropped to the floor.
 
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