Premier League worst players?

Shevchenko £30m +£12m(?) wages, didn't even reach double figures for Chelsea
22 goals overall according to a few websites....

Who was that player that Weah duped some premiership manager into buying who was awful? He's gotta be up there? :p.
 
Alan Smith

He wasn't that bad before his injury, and even after - Nowhere near one of the worst players in the premier league.

People seem to be forgetting this thread was for the worst players, not just players that weren't very good.
 
id agree with the paul mcshane actually, he is truly shocking. and stokes for that matter, jesus quite a few sunderland players were THAT bad last season.
 
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He wasn't that bad before his injury, and even after - Nowhere near one of the worst players in the premier league.

People seem to be forgetting this thread was for the worst players, not just players that weren't very good.

i don't know, a LONG time ago at leeds he got some goals, but in the past 5 years, he's played a lot of games upfront with an incredibly poor goal tally for a striker, near one of the worst strikers, a striker sooo ineffective that he was dropped to midfield, where he's completely hopeless, he's basically just a wrecking ball always one challenge away ending someones career, wouldnt' class him as good now.


Talking of really bad goal tallys, Akibayi (or however its spelt), he's terrible, especially considering, what 7 and 5mil on transfer fee's for someone that barely ever scored.


Its hard to look past Bramble, though theres a very clear problem, literally that he's a fat git. Seriously, if you watch him especially in his Newcastle days, and look at newcastle stats while he was there, they conceded so many ridiculously poor goals but ALL in the second half, newcastle conceded very few, one of the lower ranked teams in the league in the first half, but by far the worst in the 2nd half of games, and this in a season they were above midtable. he's simply unfit and awful concentration which I would suggest are one and the same problem, tiredness in 2nd half. Last year he was far better, even scored quite a few goals IIRC. But he's back to his fat, useless self this year.

Thing is, he was rated as a prospect, he can look very good, i suspect if he ever stopped being a fat git he might be good for a whole game.
 
Fortunately I dont think he's in fabio's immediate plans. :)

Shame he isn't in Slaven Bilic's first team plans ;)


He wears 21
Please don't go one-on-one
With Traore

Please don't look too surprised
When you're scythed from behind
By Traore

When the ball hits the sky
Or its cleared off the line
That's Traore

If you get round the back
And you're suddenly hacked
That's Traore

Yes his footwork is nice
Just like Bambi on ice
That's Traore

When he comes out to play
We all sit there and pray
For Traore

As the game goes along
He will do something wrong
That's Traore

Will he shoot, will he score
Or fall flat on the floor
Oh Traore

Through his gangly long legs,
Goes a few more nut megs
That's Traore

There's a guy at the back
Who keeps making me laugh
Named Traore

When a player goes down
You just know he's around
Thats Traore

But whatever you say
He kept Sheva at bay
That's Traore

In Istanbul he made sure
That we kept the 3-3 score
Thanks Traore

He's a European Champ
Unlike Terry or Lamps
That's Traore

Yes we give him abuse
When Rafa lets him loose
That's Traore

When he's out on the pitch
Fans shout "Raf, make a switch"
For Traore

When there's someone to blame
You all know who is named
That's Traore

Seems to get all the flak
When we're crap at the back
That's Traore

Some would say the flak's legit
Is it all? Most of it
That's Traore

But at the end of the day
We just love him that way
Our Traore
Genius :)
 
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Salomon Kalou get my vote

Some really weird mentions in this thread, so people are saying Kalou is worst than the likes of players already mentioned?!

Lee Dong Gook was bloody atrocious and bought just to get some extra income into Boro from overseas, I didn't know they paid 6.5m for him. Ludicrous!
 
He would be one of the worst players in the league whatever league he played in.

Funny that. A centre back that helped take a team into the Premiership, hes not a pretty footballer by any stretch, but he does the job. Worst footballer.....er... no.
 
Funny that. A centre back that helped take a team into the Premiership, hes not a pretty footballer by any stretch, but he does the job. Worst footballer.....er... no.

What did he do in the premiership though as per thread title? He is definitely one of the worst players to play in the premiership.
 
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