Is anyone else being tortured by their children about this stuff? My kids are convinced their social lives and entire reputations are at stake if they don’t get the latest flavours. I’ve been touring the Spars and Asdas in the local area to try to get some “Ice Pop” and “Meta Moon” to no avail.
A dodgy guy in the local Spar heard my plight and gave me a tip for a place to go. This is what I found…
Only £11 for half a dozen I thought, but none of the flavours the kids wanted. I’ll get them anyway. Guy at the till wanted £66. They were £11 each. I left empty handed.
Another dodgy guy with a can of special brew and every scab on his face picked to the point of bleeding gave me another tip off. So off I went.
Oh look, what great value…
My kids hate me because I’m too tight and don’t realise that I have ruined their lives.
Maybe I could get them into coke instead? It would be cheaper.