Poll: Reading while on the 'Throne'...

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

I get plenty of fibre (4/5 portions of fresh fruit & veg and about 5/6 Weetabix everyday). Sometimes you just have a gargantuan turd that takes some time to pass. Maybe you don't read as quickly as some of the other people in this thread.

Even my biggest poop would take all of a minute to pass.

You should seriously see a dietician if your poop takes any longer to get out of your bowels.

 

[stude1983]

yeah i normally read total film or something like that, i've even took to calling the bathroom 'the library' lol

 

[jp_bl_68]

There seem to be a lot of coprophobics here.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

There seem to be a lot of coprophobics here.

Fear of clowns? Erm...

Oh wait I typed it wrong, lol. I'm not scared of poop, I just don't see why anyone would actively want to hang around in a toilet more than they need to. Its a toilet, not a "throne". Its a plastic and ceramic place to expel your bodily waste. I don't go sit on a wheelie bin either and think to myself "Oooh, I'll just have a nice read here".

George Michael was keen on hanging around toilets too you know.

 

[jp_bl_68]

Fear of clowns? Erm...

That's coulrophobia.

 

[MrKeeno]

I've watched iPlayer on the bog before...

Lets just say he looked both guilty and flustered

 

[xb8browney]

No, I’m never in there long enough.

This

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Enjoy your haemorrhoids.

 

[Bluraybunny]

The thread is crying out for a poll !

 

[MrKeeno]

Just back from the 'Throne'

Read the problem page from Closer as well as an article about some fat chick that earns 80k a year for posing nude on her website.

 

[alex24]

Don't understand what you're doing in there, I'm as swift and smooth as an F1 pitstop, no time to mess around reading anything.

 

[Things change I've changed]

Yep, I normally grab a newspaper or my gameboy micro.

 

[jp_bl_68]

Enjoy your haemorrhoids.

I will when I get some. I think I'll name them too. My first born shall be Le Petit Lapin. Sure, people will call me crazy, they'll point and stare but that's just because they don't understand the special bond between a man and his 'roids. They will be my stinky children.

 

[knowlesy]

This is the reason I was so upset when Microsoft cancelled UK technet magazine. That was my throne read of choice

custom pc to take its place ?



It does for me

 

[Dewotter]

Taking a dump is rather boring so hell yeah I'll use my iPhone

 

[Hamster]

Reading is to take your mind off the matter. People who don't read whilst breaking one off scare me; they're actively enjoying the feeling of girth passing through their ring

 

[dangerstat]

I keep "1001 movies you must see before you die" in the loo, just enough time whilst poo'ing to read the description of one movies

 

[Mark A]

Ive never understood why there is often a pile of reading material in a lot of peoples bathrooms.

I'm in and out in a couple of mins at most.

 

[Iamzod]

Funnily enough i'm replying to this thread using my N97, whilst sat on the throne.

 

[leaskovski]

Used to when I was younger! I had to sneak comics in with me as mum said it was filthy! Dont do it anymore. I play solitaire on the mobile.