Had a horrible horrible day of bike maintenance. Rear hub was sounding funky and it's done 2500 miles without a servicing so thought I'd try my hand at it. It's a 105 hub and I followed the advice on Park Tools and Sheldon Brown. Opened it up fine, cleaned it out, greased the race, stuck the bearings in, packed with grease, did everything I was told to do, and got to the point of adjusting the cones. I ended up spending five hours (with little breaks to watch the football) adjusting the cones, readjusting the cones, tearing my hair out, crying my eyes out, and swearing at my cone spanners. I simply cannot get the wheel to a position where it doesn't have any play from side-to-side and still spins once the QR is attached. I've tried what almost seemed like every single possible combinations of tightness. It's going to the bike shop in the morning, I'm going to explain my torture, and throw myself at their mercy. I they don't say the hub is trashed, more money going the way of the bike.
****ing bikes.