*** robfosters official 2016 Olympics opening ceremony thread ***

[Pigeon_Killer]

This has turned in to the weirdest fashion show in the world.

 

[Gimpymoo]

I'm inclined to agree with you, it was barely 45 minutes of, well, I'm not sure what.

Me neither.

BERMUDA...

What are they wearing? A suit jacket with shorts and knee length socks? I must be behind with my fashion but that looked **** to me

 

[Gimpymoo]

This has turned in to the weirdest fashion show in the world.

HAHAHAHA

Anyone spotted a returning cyclist yet? I am imagining them going around the side of the arena and going for a pit stop, getting a new sign put on and away they go again.

 

[Gimpymoo]

Burundi...

Commentator says "One of the poorest nations"...

They do not get a bike, just someone holding a sign.

Someone taking the ****?

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

I think the cyclists are going to give me nightmares tonight. Their clothes along with the 'I'm going to stab you while you sleep' smiles are freaking me out

 

[robfosters]

Burundi...

Commentator says "One of the poorest nations"...

They do not get a bike, just someone holding a sign.

Someone taking the ****?

Their bike was nicked. Lot of crime in Rio you know.

I know it's immature, but some national dress is just lol.

 

[Gimpymoo]

This is becoming actually kind of funny, in a Eurovision kind of way.

Surely not intentional?

 

[Gimpymoo]

Kazakhstan flag bearer..

A GIANT.

 

[robfosters]

Someone had a walking stick! how can they be in the olympics?

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

Hey look, I've got an iPad you peasants...

 

[Gimpymoo]

Sure I have just seen a cyclist on his 5th lap...

That smile got to wear off soon.

 

[Gimpymoo]

Hey look, I've got an iPad you peasants...

Do not say that, I think that is the total computational power in the production truck.

Probably not a truck, probably just strapped to one of those bikes to save using diesel and make it more eco.

 

[Gimpymoo]

Do these cyclists get a medal?

 

[robfosters]

Do these cyclists get a medal?

No, just free entry into the next Rio LGBT festival.

 

[Gimpymoo]

I am sure I just saw CD's on the spokes of that wheel?

They should have asked, I would have donated some "clickers" I have on my BMX I got from some Kellogs Frosties box as a kid.

 

[robfosters]

I am sure I just saw CD's on the spokes of that wheel?

They should have asked, I would have donated some "clickers" I have on my BMX I got from some Kellogs Frosties box as a kid.

Wow, you had clickers? you was a cool cat. My Dad only ever bought Asda smartprice frosted flakes.

 

[Gimpymoo]

Nah, I lied to make myself sound cooler than I am

My mum used to go this shop with "bins" full of random things, including cereal, you scooped it yourself into bags and weighed and paid

 

[thebennyboy]

Some of the women cyclists are super hot.

 

[Gimpymoo]

Some of the women cyclists are super hot.

Why is one of the dudes wearing a bonnet with a pink ribbon?

 

[robfosters]

Nah, I lied to make myself sound cooler than I am

My mum used to go this shop with "bins" full of random things, including cereal, you scooped it yourself into bags and weighed and paid

Sounds like Kwik Save.

Peasant!