Rooney retires from international football

padcontrol · 2 Sep 2017 at 13:52

FoxEye said:
"Me like boobies. You no tell home wife. Me like kick ball. You like kick ball? Me kick ball! Boobies! [drooling] Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh"

I think he just enjoys getting whipped by coleen.

padcontrol · 2 Sep 2017 at 17:13

Update on Daily Mail... getting awkward.

andicole0 · 2 Sep 2017 at 17:17

padcontrol said:
Update on Daily Mail... getting awkward.

Something like "why the long face.
Andi.

antijoke · 2 Sep 2017 at 17:18

My God she is rough as ****.

mmj_uk · 2 Sep 2017 at 17:30

I'm a bit confused about this bit:

‘There were two officers, I think and Wayne looked really worried. He turned and said to me “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, you’ll be OK, I’m getting out of here”.

Did he try to do a runner from police or what?

NeedAUsername · 2 Sep 2017 at 17:31

Lol no wonder he needed to be drunk to want to **** her, rough!! Such a downgrade on Coleen.

sneakysnail · 2 Sep 2017 at 17:38

So not just a **** athlete but **** husband and father 2. Guess it's not something we didn't know before but meh. I'm pretty shocked at some football players when it comes to just general living. You wouldn't see a proper professional living that way. Could you imagine Ibra going out and getting smashed on his week off? Not a chance.

Bubo · 2 Sep 2017 at 17:56

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/sport-41126984

padcontrol · 2 Sep 2017 at 21:49

sneakysnail said:
So not just a **** athlete but **** husband and father 2. Guess it's not something we didn't know before but meh. I'm pretty shocked at some football players when it comes to just general living. You wouldn't see a proper professional living that way. Could you imagine Ibra going out and getting smashed on his week off? Not a chance.

Ibra is very unique though. The guy is such a professional, hard worker and a family man. Look at the way he has already recovered from injury. Hes a beast. Rooney is also a beast, but in a special way.

sneakysnail · 2 Sep 2017 at 23:11

padcontrol said:
Ibra is very unique though. The guy is such a professional, hard worker and a family man. Look at the way he has already recovered from injury. Hes a beast. Rooney is also a beast, but in a special way.

That's half my point though. Englands all time goal score is a guy who has probably never actually looked after himself right. His career nose dives and Ibra just keeps on going. Rooney is just disappointing when compared to actual good professionals.

mmj_uk · 3 Sep 2017 at 00:37

TBH if I was Everton manager I'd be wondering how seriously Rooney is taking his move to Everton. Why don't player contracts have "no binge drinking" clauses surely it has to be detrimental to fitness? you spend all summer getting players into peak condition and 3 games in Rooney is drinking unhealthily.

padcontrol · 3 Sep 2017 at 01:50

mmj_uk said:
TBH if I was Everton manager I'd be wondering how seriously Rooney is taking his move to Everton. Why don't player contracts have "no binge drinking" clauses surely it has to be detrimental to fitness? you spend all summer getting players into peak condition and 3 games in Rooney is drinking unhealthily.

True. I know Sir Alex hated the way players binged when he joined united and made sure he changed that. As a professional its completely unacceptable.

Robert · 3 Sep 2017 at 08:34

I reckon he'll be bankrupt not before long. Another kiss and tell has just popped up. The guys an ****.

padcontrol · 3 Sep 2017 at 21:27

Robert said:
I reckon he'll be bankrupt not before long. Another kiss and tell has just popped up. The guys an ****.

Doubt he'll be bankrupt, but if the divorce happens it will hurt.

a1ex2001 · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:22

BaZ87 said:
Given how successful we've been at International football, being our record scoring doesn't therefore make him world class either. Unless of course you think San Marino's record goalscorer is world class too.

Rooney had a very long international career, had a few highs but generally speaking never performed at the highest level. Very similar to his club career. A very good player and had a very good career but he's never been world class.

Have to agree with that, although personally I hate the term world class as it means different things to different people, I'd say he was a very good player both domestically and at international level but he wasn't in that very top bracket of players like Ronaldo (fat and thin), Messi, Maradona and Zidane players that could carry a less gifted side to bigger things. Rooney's failure at tournaments only mirrored the teams failure he's a player who needs talent around him not a one man team and at the very highest level the England side come up short.

padcontrol · 5 Sep 2017 at 19:04

a1ex2001 said:
Have to agree with that, although personally I hate the term world class as it means different things to different people, I'd say he was a very good player both domestically and at international level but he wasn't in that very top bracket of players like Ronaldo (fat and thin), Messi, Maradona and Zidane players that could carry a less gifted side to bigger things. Rooney's failure at tournaments only mirrored the teams failure he's a player who needs talent around him not a one man team and at the very highest level the England side come up short.

He went through certain periods where he appeared 'world class'. Namely between 2009-10 and 2011-12. That is at club level, internationally he always looked average. He should never be mentioned in the same breath as those players, but still he was great.

Rotty · 5 Sep 2017 at 23:16

Bubo said:
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/sport-41126984

is that for Rooney to understand?

a1ex2001 · 6 Sep 2017 at 07:10

padcontrol said:
He went through certain periods where he appeared 'world class'. Namely between 2009-10 and 2011-12. That is at club level, internationally he always looked average. He should never be mentioned in the same breath as those players, but still he was great.

Agree mostly although I would say in 2004 at the Euro's he looked as good as anyone else in the tournament and I've never heard anyone put him in the same bracket as messi and Ronaldo.

Bubo · 6 Sep 2017 at 10:29

Rotty said:
is that for Rooney to understand?

Sadly, even having the UK drink driving laws explained in pidgin english is probably too much for Rooney.

UK Drink Driving Law said:
Wetin be Drink-driving law?

Dilaw be say, any person wey dey drive motor no go drive pass di limit of alcohol wey government don put for ground.

This na how dem take dey measure am:

Level of alcohol for England, Wales and Northern Ireland

Micrograms per 100 millilitres of breath 35

Milligrammes per 100 millilitres of blood 80

Milligrammes per 100 millilitres of urine 107

Di drink-drive law na part of UK government campaign to make people dey more careful for road when dem dey drive so dat dem no go harm demself, and other people wey dey waka with leg for road.

Punishment for Drink-Driving

For United Kingdom if police catch person for drink-driving, court fit send am to prison, ban am from driving or na to pay money as fine.

Na di magistrates wey hear each case, go fit decide di real penalty and dis one depend on di offence.

Sometimes, dem fit reduce person ban, if e do drink-drive rehabilitation scheme course.

mmj_uk · 6 Sep 2017 at 11:46

He'll get a massive (by our standards) fine and driving ban most likely, got about much chance of doing time as I have of winning the lottery jackpot and I don't play.