Ruddy inconsiderate cat owners...

VIRII said:
Tell you what you play your ringtone in my prescence as much as you like and I'll crap all over your garden while you do it. Which is the more offensive?
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Keep it relevant, it would be the cat. Not you crapping.

The point is the fact both things are a daily annoyance for people, and you know very well it is.
 
iCraig said:
OK fair enough, it MAY of been a car, but seriously, I'm 99% sure it was from paintballs. If you were there and saw it, I'm confident you would agree. Miles? Probably about 6-10 miles from the nearest road. :)
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Even a cat has a range of 5 miles :)
So 10 miles for a fox... nothing special. Although I doubt the private road to the farm is 10 miles long and intersects no other roads and the farm itself has a 10 mile radius all around it free from any roads.... or other houses... or cars....
I've been paintballing and been shot in the hand point blank. It hurt. It bled a bit. It would not kill a fox.
 
iCraig said:
Keep it relevant, it would be the cat. Not you crapping.

The point is the fact both things are a daily annoyance for people, and you know very well it is.
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It is not the cat people object to it is the crap. Therefore it doesn't matter if it is me or a cat or an elephant who craps in your garden. On the subject of relevence does your cat have a mobile phone?
 
cleanbluesky said:
Offensive? Sounds like you two are getting kinky, he puts on the music while you defecate in his presence...

Play something up-tempo, iCraig
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Ahh so that's your thing is it? Hmmmmmm.
 
VIRII said:
It is not the cat people object to it is the crap. Therefore it doesn't matter if it is me or a cat or an elephant who craps in your garden. On the subject of relevence does your cat have a mobile phone?
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It does because a human doing it would be doing it on purpose, a cat doesn't know any better. A rational human would know that you can't blame a cat for taking a dump.

Relevant to the position that having animal faeces in your garden is annoying, just like when Miss Kappa Slappa on the 511 bus plays Rhianna on her mobile phone. Both bloody annoying, but I wouldn't expect her to give her phone away.
 
Just get a decent super-soaker and spray the little ***** when they come in your garden. My aunties cat used to do this but a few sprays from the neighbour sorted him out.

The neighbour had a cat too though and blacks (name of aunties cat) started to jump him LMAO. Hardest cat to ever have lived. So many battle scars.
 
sniffy said:
Just get a decent super-soaker and spray the little ***** when they come in your garden. My aunty's cat used to do this but a few sprays from the neighbour sorted him out.
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Certainly the best way to scare them off IMO. Cats hate water and it won't hurt them. :)
 
iCraig said:
It does because a human doing it would be doing it on purpose, a cat doesn't know any better.
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But its owner knows better, its owner knows it is dumping somewhere, its owner is aware that his neighbours are having to deal with his cats crap.......
iCraig said:
A rational human would know that you can't blame a cat for taking a dump.
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Would they also know that it is NOT OK to allow their cat to dump in their neighbours gardens................
iCraig said:
Relevant to the position that having animal faeces in your garden is annoying, just like when Miss Kappa Slappa on the 511 bus plays Rhianna on her mobile phone. Both bloody annoying, but I wouldn't expect her to give her phone away.
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Would you expect her to turn it off or stop playing it? I would. It is not the phone or the cat that is the problem it is what the owners do with them. You can own a mobile phone without annoying people. You can own a cat without annoying people.
 
iCraig said:
The point is the fact both things are a daily annoyance for people, and you know very well it is.
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I have just removed 4 cat turds (not buried) from my garden.
Not one mobile phone has annoyed me in months.
So you're clearly wrong.
 
VIRII said:
But its owner knows better, its owner knows it is dumping somewhere, its owner is aware that his neighbours are having to deal with his cats crap....... Would they also know that it is NOT OK to allow their cat to dump in their neighbours gardens................
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I know where you're coming from, but there is no solution to stopping it completely, which I fear is what people like the OP want. :)

VIRII said:
Would you expect her to turn it off or stop playing it? I would. It is not the phone or the cat that is the problem it is what the owners do with them. You can own a mobile phone without annoying people. You can own a cat without annoying people.
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Good point. :)
 
punji sticks and pit traps are the obvious solution..I can smear the punji sticks in my own crap to have the ultimate revenge on the pooping beasts
 
iCraig said:
I know where you're coming from, but there is no solution to stopping it completely, which I fear is what people like the OP want. :)
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Well there are a few:
Kill the cat.
Give cat away.
Lock cat in house.
Make your garden such that your cat can't get out of it.
 
iCraig said:
Easier than it sounds. :p
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Well it is no harder than protecting your garden from them is it?
A fence is a fence. If non cat owners are supposed to make it so that cats can't get in surely cat owners can ensure their own cats can't get out.
 
It's in a cats nature to climb. If it wants out of your garden, it will find a way. Small gaps, up a tree, over your back door/garage etc.
 
iCraig said:
the_void said:
If I caught your cat in my garden doing its business then I should be entitled to waste its little life. And if you come round to break my fingers I would have its little present waiting to ram down your throat.
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the_void said:
Is being in the closet making you so aggressive?
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not going to work, you would have thought so, but no, apparently not :o
 
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