Ruddy inconsiderate cat owners...

n3crius · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:30

SunaseIPs said:
I've had people tell me cat meat is gorgeous and their skins make nice rugs for babies, can you argue against this?

You live in a cave?

iCraig · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:31

the-void said:
Not everyone enjoys your cat's poop but your far too inconsiderate to appreciate that.

I appreciate it. What do you want me to do about it though?

Btw, not everyone enjoys your ringtone but you're far too inconsiderate to appreicate that.

the-void · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:32

I have come to the conclusion that cat owners are the pet owners equivalent of chav parents.

They let their little horrors out at all time to roam the streets with no respect for other peoples property and when you complain they have been vandalising your garden they tell you to sod off and deny all responsibility for their little precious actions, or worse claim I have no right to get annoyed at what they consider to be "natural behaviour". They come out with lame excuse after lame excuse for their anti-social behaviour. They think their little one are free to enter and do what they like in your garden and that you are completely in the wrong if you attempt to remove them with force.

So next time I hear any of the cat lovers on this thread criticise chavs I shall bluntly remind to take a good look in the mirror - for they have all the same qualities, even if they don't wear the uniform.

SunaseIPs · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:33

n3crius said:
You live in a cave?

No just have a penchant for putty tat flesh.

iCraig · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:36

the-void, if you value your account I suggest you discuss the issue sensibly like myself and VIRII and not resort to insults.

SunaseIPs · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:36

the-void said:
I have come to the conclusion that cat owners are the pet owners equivalent of chav parents.

They let their little horrors out at all time to roam the streets with no respect for other peoples property and when you complain they have been vandalising your garden they tell you to sod off and deny all responsibility for their little precious actions, or worse claim I have no right to get annoyed at what they consider to be "natural behaviour". They come out with lame excuse after lame excuse for their anti-social behaviour. They think their little one are free to enter and do what they like in your garden and that you are completely in the wrong if you attempt to remove them with force.

So next time I hear any of the cat lovers on this thread criticise chavs I shall bluntly remind to take a good look in the mirror - for they have all the same qualities, even if they don't wear the uniform.

5 Stars!

iCraig · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:38

the-void said:
I have come to the conclusion that cat owners are the pet owners equivalent of chav parents.

They let their little horrors out at all time to roam the streets with no respect for other peoples property and when you complain they have been vandalising your garden they tell you to sod off

This is where I differ. I wouldn't tell them to sod off. If you're neighbourly cat owners have said that, then their attitude sucks, but they're not all like that. They should be sympathetic and assist your problem.

the-void · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:39

iCraig said:
the-void, if you value your account I suggest you discuss the issue sensibly like myself and VIRII and not resort to insults.

iCraig said:
If you think people are going to move to a rural house for solely that reason, you're an idiot.

What is good for the goose is good for the gander, no?

the-void · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:41

iCraig said:
They should be sympathetic and assist your problem.

ROFL. You have been anything but. All you have done is come out with excuse after excuse. You really believe your own drivel don't you?

iCraig · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:41

Different contexts for a start, along with it being in a pre-tense of VIRII admitting to suggesting something idiotic. The key is: "If you"

krisboats · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:42

iCraig said:
Trust me it had died from being blasted with paintballs. I didn't think I'd have to justify this but it was fairly obvious it's eye sockets were pounded with paint from close range in order to destroy it's eyes and nose. It had bled severely out of it's ears from the trauma of being shot point black with paintballs. The example isn't lame. If a cat is found dead from being shot at, how do you know it was killed for taking a dump, or was killed by a snotty 15 year old who's got his first air-rifle or whatever.

So your saying from the corpse lying at the side of the road you were able to determine the range it was shot at, the intention of the shooter.

iCraig said:
I don't know why you're picking at this, but no. It's eyes had been splattered upwards out of the sockets, fluid had tried and matted the fur in it's path, and each eye socket was bathed in paint. What more do you want? Why would a animal rip it's eyes out, smash them against the animal's face, and then leave them?

In order to splatter the eyes from the socket in the way you wer describing the shooter would indeed have had to hold the paintbal gun under the fox's eye socket and somehow it would have had to pop out then explode ontop of its brow. Such a thing wouldn't happen. The fact is shooting the fox in the eye would have caused the eye to burst INSIDE the eye socket and not on top of it. A much more realistic scenario would have been for a crow or magpie to have found the corpse and pulled the eye out, then pierce the eyeball and try to eat the soft goo from inside... which results in having it smeared around with the birds beak. It happens often, and is not the result of "someone shooting it from close range"

iCraig said:
It had been shot to death. It was bleeding from it's ears and side where the skin had been shot and hit again and again with paintballs. What do you want from me?

Its quite possible for the animal to bleed once dead. Its also quite possible for someone to have found the corpse of an injured fox that had been hit by a car and crawled to the place of its death. Then proceeded to shoot it with paintballs for sick laughs. Just because its covered in paint doesn't mean thats what killed it. In fact, i'd be suprised to see someone capable of shooting a fox and killing it with such a low powered and inaccurate weapon. Having seen a fox hit with a shotgun and manage to walk over a mile before finally dying i'd say the chances of a fox sticking around to receive such a numerous amount of paintball shots and die from being hit is very unlikely indeed. Ever seen a fox get shot at? I can assure you they move very quickly... despite being injured. Theres no way in hell someone managed to take out a fox with a paintball gun... let alone have the accuracy to take out both its eyes and have enough time to kill it through multiple paintball impacts.

the-void · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:45

iCraig said:
Different contexts for a start, along with it being in a pre-tense of VIRII admitting to suggesting something idiotic. The key is: "If you"

I disagree. It is a carefully worded insult, but an insult non the less. You know that, I know that. If you disagree and claim you don't know what I am on about then you're an idiot and if you do know what I am on about then you're an idiot for arguing with me.

iCraig · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:45

the-void said:
ROFL. You have been anything but. All you have done is come out with excuse after excuse. You really believe your own drivel don't you?

Read my posts with VIRII. I've conceded multiple times what my stance would be if a neighbour knocked on my door complaining. Me and VIRII haven't agreed on much in the thread, but I'm fairly sure he'll admit I have indeed said that.

iCraig · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:50

the-void said:
I disagree. It is a carefully worded insult, but an insult non the less. You know that, I know that. If you disagree and claim you don't know what I am on about then you're an idiot and if you do know what I am on about then you're an idiot for arguing with me.

It's only an insult on the obvious stance if we went down a route I know for a fact he wouldn't go down. It's just a method of expressing a point.

Similar to if I told you, "If you think I'm going to eat 2000 pickles for £10, you're an idiot." It's not actually me calling you an idiot.

the-void · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:50

iCraig said:
Read my posts with VIRII. I've conceded multiple times what my stance would be if a neighbour knocked on my door complaining. Me and VIRII haven't agreed on much in the thread, but I'm fairly sure he'll admit I have indeed said that.

Oh really, you would be considerate and understanding would you. Can you explain why you said the following after I stated I do not appreciate your cat poop in my garden

iCraig said:
I appreciate it. What do you want me to do about it though?

Your last statement and the dig about my non-existent ring tone are hardly indicative of someone who claims they will be understanding is it.

Admit it, your just a chav through and through. Claiming you would be understanding if someone knocked on your door but actually when someone does complain you are nothing more than rude and dismissive.

VIRII · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:50

iCraig said:
The fox had quite blatantly been killed by a barrage of paintballs, you would agree immediately if you saw it. I didn't think you were going to get so pedantic so here are the full facts :

Just how far was the nearest road? 1 mile? 10 miles? I assume they do have roads in Wales.
So there is no way the fox could have been hit by a car, died near this farm and then the fresh corpse happened upon by some paintballers who used ti for target practice? Oooooooh noooo that would impossible!!!!!
Alternatively the farmer might have shot it with a real gun and then it had been used for target practice.
Or maybe it was poisoned and then died and was then used for target practice.
No! NO! NOOOOOOO! and thrice more NO!. It was hunted down with paintball guns and killed by rambo and the lads from the office lol.

iCraig · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:52

the-void said:
Oh really, you would be considerate and understanding would you. Can you explain why you said the following after I stated I do not appreciate your cat poop in my garden

Your last statement and the dig about my non-existent ring tone are hardly indicative of someone who claims they will be understanding is it.

It was a question.

the-void said:
Admit it, your just a chav through and through. Claiming you would be understanding if someone knocked on your door but actually when someone does complain you are nothing more than rude and dismissive.

A chav? Right. OK.

VIRII · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:52

iCraig said:
I appreciate it. What do you want me to do about it though?

Btw, not everyone enjoys your ringtone but you're far too inconsiderate to appreicate that.

Tell you what you play your ringtone in my prescence as much as you like and I'll crap all over your garden while you do it. Which is the more offensive?

iCraig · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:54

VIRII said:
Just how far was the nearest road? 1 mile? 10 miles? I assume they do have roads in Wales.
So there is no way the fox could have been hit by a car, died near this farm and then the fresh corpse happened upon by some paintballers who used ti for target practice? Oooooooh noooo that would impossible!!!!!
Alternatively the farmer might have shot it with a real gun and then it had been used for target practice.
Or maybe it was poisoned and then died and was then used for target practice.
No! NO! NOOOOOOO! and thrice more NO!. It was hunted down with paintball guns and killed by rambo and the lads from the office lol.

OK fair enough, it MAY of been a car, but seriously, I'm 99% sure it was from paintballs. If you were there and saw it, I'm confident you would agree. Miles? Probably about 6-10 miles from the nearest road.

cleanbluesky · 29 Jun 2007 at 15:54

VIRII said:
Tell you what you play your ringtone in my prescence as much as you like and I'll crap all over your garden while you do it. Which is the more offensive?

Offensive? Sounds like you two are getting kinky, he puts on the music while you defecate in his presence...

Play something up-tempo, iCraig