Ruddy inconsiderate cat owners...

WoZZeR · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:34

Perhaps, the next time the OP is caught short and leaps behind a bush for a tiddle the local farmer will take exception in the way farmers do.

the-void · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:34

squiffy said:
Totally different. You're killing it because of amusement

I am not killing anything. When did I say I killed? I said I want to shoot them, not that I have. Sheesh.

And I wouldn't be shooting them for the fun of it. I am not amused. If the cats owners looked after their pet a bit more and prevented it from crapping everywhere then perhaps I wouldn't feel compelled to want to kill them. Whats the problem with that.

All I hear is little cat owners going on with themselves about how I am wrong for wanting to kill their precious little beasts. Not one of them has offered to come round and collect their cats mess. And no doubt if you knocked on their door to ask them in person they would say "ah mate, its cat, it doesn't know any better" and go back to reading the guardian and listening to coldplay and worrying about saving the world whilst their pets **** over everybody else's garden.

jumpy · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:34

the-void said:
Death is a great equaliser.

the-void · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:36

cat owners = homo's

only kidding.

Seems like cat owners are far more vocal in defending their beasties than dog owners. Good on you.

You should take more responsibility for your pets though. Shouldn't let them crap everywhere. Is it any wonder that someone might want to kill your little friend.

SunaseIPs · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:36

The-Void is this you?

The-Void

iCraig · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:37

the-void said:
You are a cat lover. Says it all. Your cat has no right to **** in my garden. I should have the right to boot it right out into the street. Its your cat, why don't you come round and collect its crap?

I don't have a cat, I used to but sadly it passed away a few years ago.

1.) A cat doesn't know about boundaries. Get this into your head. When it hops the fence into your garden, it doesn't know it's on another person's property. It has no concept of "property" and "polite places to crap"

2.) How can an owner know where their cat has crapped?

the-void · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:39

iCraig said:
I don't have a cat, I used to but sadly it passed away a few years ago.

Three cheers ahoy. One moggie less. I can't stand cats, get that into your head.

the-void · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:40

iCraig said:
2.) How can an owner know where their cat has crapped?

Irresponsible behaviour then isn't it, owning a cat. Letting it crap everywhere and then absolving yourself by claiming ignorance.

iCraig · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:40

the-void said:
Three cheers ahoy. One moggie less. I can't stand cats, get that into your head.

How old are you?

Celebrating the death of someone's pet is pretty childish.

iCraig · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:41

the-void said:
Irresponsible behaviour then isn't it, owning a cat. Letting it crap everywhere and then absolving yourself by claiming ignorance.

Yeah, really irresponsible. Look at all the chaos they're causing! ARggh! :rolleyes:

the-void · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:43

iCraig said:
Yeah, really irresponsible. Look at all the chaos they're causing! ARggh!

Why should i care less about your pet passing away when I cannot stand cats. Also cat owners ultimately don't care about their cats crapping everywhere as your statement above clearly demonstrates.

And you wonder why I want to shoot the ruddy things.

Cuchulain · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:43

Nobody is taking this feller seriously are they? He's obviously one of them pathetic types that'll post all kinds of rubbish just to get a reaction out of people, he's best ignored.

Andybtsn · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:43

iCraig said:
How old are you?

Celebrating the death of someone's pet is pretty childish.

I'm guessing hes in his 40s.

squiffy · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:44

the-void said:
Three cheers ahoy. One moggie less. I can't stand cats, get that into your head.

I can't stand birds either, I don't shoot any that encrouch onto my land. I would be arrested, and you would be too.

the-void · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:44

Cuchulain said:
Nobody is taking this feller seriously are they? He's obviously one of them pathetic types that'll post all kinds of rubbish just to get a reaction out of people, he's best ignored.

So why did you reply then?

iCraig · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:45

the-void said:
Why should i care less about your pet passing away when I cannot stand cats. Also cat owners ultimately don't care about their cats crapping everywhere as your statement above clearly demonstrates.

And you wonder why I want to shoot the ruddy things.

There was no need to take the **** out of my cat dying though?

You asked if I was a cat owner, I explained that I used to have a cat.

Hopefully a moderator will be along to give you a holiday to calm down.

Cuchulain · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:46

the-void said:
So why did you reply then?

Do you eat cats that dare to cross your bridge?

WoZZeR · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:46

Cats like familiarity, now they've found a nice spot to poo they will be back for a nice quiet poo whenever they fancy.

EDIT: Perhaps the words rapidly spreading amongst the cat population, "Hey tibbles, great lawn over at the void's place fancy a quick dump later?"

Hixxy · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:47

this thread was made to troll in.

squiffy · 28 Jun 2007 at 10:49

WoZZeR said:
Cats like familiarity, now they've found a nice spot to poo they will be back for a nice quiet poo whenever they fancy.

Someone should break into voids home and spray cat urine over his bed. Then shove 10,000 cats that need to go to the toilet into his home.