Rules of the bro code

Grissle

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Twice now one of my close friends has tried to chat up my ex immediately after I broke up with them. Under the bro code am I not entitled to be a little peeved at this? They were both 1.5year+ relationships.

He seems to think that I'm moaning and getting ****y when I call him a dirty sleeze with no regard for bros before hoes. On the same note I take most things on the chin and carry on, but I dunno, I feel a little differently about this.

I mean, I wouldn't do that to one of my mates. Am I alone on this?
 
Don't forget you are perfectly within your rights to, if he does hook up with your ex-missus, remind him at every given opportunity that he is stirring your porridge :p

Even if he's banging your ex-missus, don't forget that also means you've banged his current missus

:p
 
smash his pasty!

....wait....

but yea, kinda a douche thing to do, one of my mates found that within an hour of him breaking up with his gf, she was sleeping with his best friend of the time :/
 
ho's before bro's. You'll find a ho to spend the rest of your life with yet one day your bro will be too busy with his ho to come down the pub.
 
It really all depends on the nature of the break-up. If it was a mutual or a 'not working' decision, then you are probably less entitled to be angry than if she left you.
 
Rich_L said:
Don't forget you are perfectly within your rights to, if he does hook up with your ex-missus, remind him at every given opportunity that he is stirring your porridge :p

Even if he's banging your ex-missus, don't forget that also means you've banged his current missus

:p
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that always works too, if they make it into a relationship, just twist that knife every now and then, remind him of things you did to her ;)
 
Everyone whos says bros before hoes is single :p

Cos when they find their hoe, they aint gona be puttin their bros first ! :p
 
~J~ said:
WTF is the Bro Code?
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When god told Moses the Ten Commandments, what the Bible actually forgets to mention (although it is revealed in ancient transcripts), was that there was a much shorter, yet more important list on the other side. It read:

1) Don't go boshing your best mates bird
2) Don't put your willy in places that your male friends might find insensitive
3) Don't be overly sensitive should one of your male friends hook up with someone that you do like - be reasonable.

This document is now known as Bro Code. Respect it, or be labelled a douche.
 
Nah I would feel the same.

Mates' ex-girlfriends are off limit to me unless I get their permission first, and if I thought it might lead to awkwardness in the future I just don't ask in the first place.

Not that i've had this problem, but I know how i'd deal with it. :p
 
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