Rules of the bro code

You don't cut another man's sandwich, even if he's finished with it. It's not on.

I'm inclined to agree with Fox on the hoe before bro effort though, certainly as time wears on. Unless you and your "bros" turn fruity so you can have the "best" of both worlds.
 
[TW]Fox;14937610 said:
ho's before bro's. You'll find a ho to spend the rest of your life with yet one day your bro will be too busy with his ho to come down the pub.
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This. Mates are easier to come by than the perfect "ho".
 
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But seriously, hitting on your friends ex's is not cool.
 
[TW]Fox;14937610 said:
ho's before bro's. You'll find a ho to spend the rest of your life with yet one day your bro will be too busy with his ho to come down the pub.
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I think that is a reasonable "commandment" to live by if you are single. Having said that there should be exceptions for friends and their Ex's.

Depends what type of friend they are, how long you have been split up and each individual situation really.

For example; mac1st3's buddy who found out his GF was having her ginsters smashed by his best mate an hour later, reeks of foul play and disloyalty. I'd be gutted as I am sure he and most people would be.

If the situation was they broke up 3 years ago, everyone is cool and then they get close I don't think it's anyone elses business.

For the OP; your mate seems bang out of order to me. It's a recent breakup and he's already cracking on to your Ex's, the only reason he is probably even able to crack on is the fact that he knows her through you and the relationship you've had with her.

I had a friend like this who tried it with several friends ex's and finally succeeded with mine after taking advantage of her, it was quite a while after I split up with her, I didn't really care; just felt bad for her and the fact that he was enabled by basically being my "mate". Don't see him anymore; slimey, untrustworthy *******.
 
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I'm glad I'm not alone in my boat then.

It's not a major problem, both my ex's found him repulsive and creepy and generally just deleted him off facebook/msn/phonebook etc. In fact on both occasions they spoke to me and asked me to ask him to stop hitting on them, which I found pretty funny.

I think more than anything it just ****** me off. Knowing I wouldn't do it, and thinking it's pretty low. If either of them did actually like him that would just be beyond awkward.
 
Grissle said:
It's not a major problem, both my ex's found him repulsive and creepy and generally just deleted him off facebook/msn/phonebook etc. In fact on both occasions they spoke to me and asked me to ask him to stop hitting on them, which I found pretty funny.

I think more than anything it just ****** me off. Knowing I wouldn't do it, and thinking it's pretty low. If either of them did actually like him that would just be beyond awkward.
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then why are they letting him dig their oyster ditch?
who said he's ploughing them? did he? cause he might just be doing it to **** you off, if she said it, same effect but more spiteful, if it's both of them, then yea, probably launching his sausage rocket in her gut locker tbh
 
As above, the guy sounds like a ****

Whilst I don't adhere to some lofty code of conduct I wouldn't personally mess about with a mates ex unless a significant amount of time had passed and/or he wasn't bothered about it.
 
Douche - Kidney punch. You don't need 'mates' like that. There are more than enough good mates in the world to not have to deal with a**wipes.
 
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