Wait for him to get in there. Then just give it a few weeks and phone her up out of the blue informing her that she really should get up the hospital as you've just had some shocking news, you've just been diagnosed as HIV+!
Rules of the bro code
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You say that he has tried to chat your ex's up twice but presumably your mate hasn't got anywhere with them? Sounds like he just wants what you have and isn't doing too well anyway.
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sod all that. bros *laughs* such a bunch of homos. Why the hell should i ask permission??? She's single, i'm single, all's fair in love and war. If your not good enough for her i'll bang her like she should have been banged, ie bang her til she cries
haha incredibly harsh, but somewhat funny, maybe HIV is a bit far, but I'm in favour of this sort of joke
You've got a BMW as your signautre. The best friend you've ever had is probably a GPS, I'm gonna disregard your advice.
Besides, you clearly take yourself and life way too seriously.
Well, you have to be reasonable. You are a bit of a nobber if you are doing the dirty with your friends ex-girlfriend whilst being his shoulder to lean on.
Likewise, you are an equal nobber if you are overprotective of your ex-girlfriends and are being unfair to your male friends.
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Many years ago I dumped a bird I was seeing and so was quite surprised one morning, a few days later, when I woke up to find her having breakfast in my living room. Turns out that the day after I dumped her she started seeing him.
I got my revenge though by regularly boning her their relationship, until he found out six months later. Honestly, she could move a golf ball though a hosepipe.
Just bone her occasionally; she obviously want's you and he's the closest she can get.
I got my revenge though by regularly boning her their relationship, until he found out six months later. Honestly, she could move a golf ball though a hosepipe.
Just bone her occasionally; she obviously want's you and he's the closest she can get.
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He and I didn't speak for 10 years. No big loss though.
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i take it a good number of you out there dont have any real friends...in my group no-one would really want to do something like that, afterall there are so many more girls out there, why would you want one that has been done by your mate?
makes no sense to me.
makes no sense to me.
[DOD]Asprilla;14938283 said:
And you have to wonder who was at fault.......
This bro' code sack o' **** is pretty pathetic tbh. Granted it's a little bit insensitive of him but life goes on, maybe he is looking for his life partner too? Maybe he is insecure and dating your ex-gfs is one way of making sure you aren't a threat. Unless of course you are a bit of an over-protective saddo who can't let go and thinks his mates should observe some pseudo gangster code of practice.
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unless your 30+ its highly unlikely that your really looking for a life partner.. your just looking for a girl, and trying to pull your mates ex so quickly is insensitive and pretty lame.
regardless of code, who will he chat to when it fizzles out? no-one if he burnt all his mates in the process...?
regardless of code, who will he chat to when it fizzles out? no-one if he burnt all his mates in the process...?