Saberu's guide to Pulling on the dancefloor

[gjrc]

come on WTF is KINO????

 

[Pookie Bear]

Or you have low standards

He's on Teesside. 'nuff said

 

[Arcade Fire]

I've never heard the word kino (it must be one of those things that the new hip kids are doing) but it seems pretty obvious - it's where either you're behind the girl with your hands on her waist or thighs, and you move your asses to the beat, or it's when she's in front of you and similar.

 

[SiD the Turtle]

WTF is kino. Clearly I'm not down wit' da kidz these days.

 

[NokkonWud]

He's on Teesside. 'nuff said

:O.

 

[ScarySquirrel]

I've never heard the word kino (it must be one of those things that the new hip kids are doing)

I hope not, im 21 and I have never heard the word.

 

[NokkonWud]

MasterMike's guide to pulling on the dancefloor:

1) Drink lots.
2) Find a dancefloor where there are other people who have been drinking lots
3) Repeat until results.

Succesful about half the time.

It's more fun to peel off budweiser labels and stick them to the backs of people moving between the 'Rock' and 'RnB' sections of the Cornerhouse without them noticing. Bonus points for doing it to people who are built like brick outhouses.

 

[D.P.]

kino =kinematics... how you move baby...

 

[Sp00n]

Oh deary me.

 

[Messiah Khan]

It's more fun to peel off budweiser labels and stick them to the backs of people moving between the 'Rock' and 'RnB' sections of the Cornerhouse without them noticing. Bonus points for doing it to people who are built like brick outhouses.

Lol, you better not have doe it to me when I used to go there.

 

[Sp00n]

It's more fun to peel off budweiser labels and stick them to the backs of people moving between the 'Rock' and 'RnB' sections of the Cornerhouse without them noticing. Bonus points for doing it to people who are built like brick outhouses.

Sounds like an AWESOME night out =/

 

[Tru]

Sounds like an AWESOME night out =/

ROFL burned!

 

[riddlermarc]

Another vote for WTF is kino Sounds like a rabid dog.. no hang on, that's Cujo

 

[Saytan]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kino

 

[Efour]

You know i read that and i thought id be the only one who didnt get what Kinooing was/is/has been.

Why dont you people use english anymore?

Oh i see now it all makes sense...

One of the greatest bands in Russian history

 

[Sp00n]

http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/02_How_to_Get_Started/kino.shtml

 

[riddlermarc]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kino

5. kino

a man who likes to take it in the pooper

No wonder I've never gone in for it

TBH if you have to rely on some ghey formula for pulling the chicks, you are in need of help. Be a man, not a boy. Do you have to have a Toni & Guy haircut and wear a tanktop to be able to kino?

 

[Saytan]

my formula is as follows

whack your todger yout and say

"let's go back to mine and have noisy monkey sex"

if this doesnt work, say "dont **** with me, i'm the big dog"

then spend 2 weeks following her everywhere she goes and sleeping in the bushes outside her house.

putty in your hands.

 

[riddlermarc]

My best mate seriously used the classic "do you or your friend want it?" line on a couple of girls.. strangely, he went home alone that night

 

[jezsoup]

my formula is as follows

whack your todger yout and say

"let's go back to mine and have noisy monkey sex"

if this doesnt work, say "dont **** with me, i'm the big dog"

then spend 2 weeks following her everywhere she goes and sleeping in the bushes outside her house.

putty in your hands.

*takes notes* so you definately refer to sex with monkey nosies, not any other animal, see I quite like making squeeling noises likes pigs.